China Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 'Captain America' arrested over pants-burrito Tuesday, April 24, 2007 A doctor in Florida is facing charges, after being accused of groping a woman while wearing a Captain America uniform with a burrito stuffed down his tights. The incident, hardly fitting behaviour for a superhero, happened after 54-year-old Dr. Raymond Adamcik went on a bar-crawl with a number of other costume-wearing medics. Witnesses said that Adamcik was walking around with the burrito tucked into the waistband of his costume, asking women if they wanted to touch it. When one woman refused to touch the burrito, it is alleged that the doctor removed the snack and groped her. The police were called, and, according to the official report, 'there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's [sic] were asked to go outside for a possible identification.' Adamcik was identified as the lecherous superhero in question, and taken to the police station in Melbourne, Florida – where, to increase his troubles, he was caught trying to flush a joint that he'd also stashed down his tights. He now faces charges of battery, drug possession, trying to destroy evidence and disorderly conduct, and has been released on bail. Local police spokeswoman Jill Frederiksen said: 'This is definitely an unusual situation. We don't usually arrest people in costume.' Captain America was recently killed off in Marvel Comics' 'Civil War' series – shot by a sniper as, ironically, he was led into court to face numerous criminal charges, none of which involved a burrito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 What woman could resist Captain America's burrito? She must be a nazi!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwpanic Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 why wouldn't he have a hot dog or a slice of apple pie stuffed in his pants? he isn't captain mexico for crying out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Honestly, doesn't it seem like 80 percent of these utterly bizarre stories come out of Florida? We may have some oddballs in government out here, but in Florida everyone seems to have totaly weirdos as next door neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Honestly, doesn't it seem like 80 percent of these utterly bizarre stories come out of Florida? We may have some oddballs in government out here, but in Florida everyone seems to have totaly weirdos as next door neighbors. It's the heat and humidity, it fries peoples brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'm glad he's not my marijuana smokin, burrito wielding doctor. "Doctor.Doctor.Glad I'm not sick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Ay Carumba. Fast-track this one into the Thread Title Hall of Fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 And doesn't "Pants Burrito" sound like a euphemism for a guy's junk? Pocket rocket. Trouser snake. Pants burrito. Nome sayin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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