Geoff_K Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now on, insensitive team names will not be permitted. While the owners of the teams rush to change uniforms and such, the National Football League announced yesterday its name changes and schedules for the next season: The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People on opening day. Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the St. Louis Wild Endangered Species, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers. In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches. The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden. [font=Comic Sans MS][/font] The Cincinnati Large Bangladesh Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9. The Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Large Mountain Mammals. Week 9 will also feature the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Me, I kind of like the thought of the Washington Marshmallows versus the Dallas Jolly Ranchers or the Philadelphia Twinkies. Down with insensitivity!!! Although, I must admit it would be a hoot to see some of the brainchildren they hire as game announcers deal with the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rm8899 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Thanks for the laugh. much needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passizle Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Yes. Thanks. Nice to read that after the season we have had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooleyKnight Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Who are the Houston Idiots going to play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Who are the Houston Idiots going to play? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Personally, I like Tuesday Morning Quarterback's monikers for NFL teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cphil006 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 only a few names I would consider if we the name HAD TO change. Warthogs Hogs Pigskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick86L Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 good laugh for a depressing week post of the week :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter39 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 you forgot the baltimore birds of prey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish50 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 you forgot the baltimore birds of prey A Raven is not a bird of prey, it's more like a crow. Kind of like a rat with wings. :ravensuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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