webnarc Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, so he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" "No," she answered, "I'm your son's math teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 :laugh::laugh::laugh: :applause::applause::applause: Awesome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 That's a "want to get away" moment. lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, so he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" "No," she answered, "I'm your son's math teacher." lol... someone is on Bruce's email list too huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz89 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Awesome!!, very funny:laugh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webnarc Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 lol... someone is on Bruce's email list too huh? Heh heh. Writing unsubscribe in the subject line doesn't get you off the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footballhenry Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Haha, Hilaryious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Haha, Hilaryious Your spelling of "hilarious" is hilarious......jk...hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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