Ghost of Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 "hey, hey, make sure yo ass is on that plastic! Look Tray, so we not bumpin' heads, if you gonna be stayin here you gonna have to follow some rules: 1) Don't be smoking my ___ 2) Don't let me catch you drinkin' my ___ and if you bring ANY of them hoes up in here, make sure I ___ 'em first. shhh And you gonna have some chores." Tray: "Chores!?!" "that's right chores, n___, this ain't gonna be no free ride! You gonna have to keep track of my Matchbox cars, you got to organize them damn Sega Genesis cartridges. I want you to do my homework since you wanna be such a smart ass, after that in the nighttime I want you to cut the hair on my balls." Tray: Hey, hey, hold up. Can I ask you a question, Pop?!..what you gon' be doin?" "Look, n___ I ain't gotta do nothin'. My momma take care of me." Tray: Hey, can do you do me a favor, can you line me up in the back? "N___, that's a gon' run you about 13 dollas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 And the randomness that is Ghost continues...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 More like drunkenness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 Preach: We got to stop all this black on black crime! Crazy Legs: What about that time you shoot Byron?! Ain't that black-on-black crime?! Preach: Byron was light-skinneded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 ahhahaahah i love dont be a menace to south central while drink your juice and gin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 "That's what God expects from his sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double ROck on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! Did I say Mount Calvary?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 and the dance scene with crazy legs...you cant touch this. classic, and then bernie mac, the black racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine. that **** cracked me uP! ive bin drinkin 2nite. im sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 Tray: We didn't even do nothin' Bernie Mac Cop: You think you tough! You don't look so tough now, li'l n___. I hate you black ****s, you stink! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano! I hate my gums cuz they black. I hate Whoopie Goldberg's lips. I hate the back of Forrest Whitaker's neck..AAH! Most of all, I hate that black ass Wesley Snipes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I only got to the second word of the thread title and quickly clicked in, then was saddend that there was no pics and reread the title :cry: some funny stuff though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Tray: We didn't even do nothin'Bernie Mac Cop: You think you tough! You don't look so tough now, li'l n___. I hate you black ****s, you stink! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano! I hate my gums cuz they black. I hate Whoopie Goldberg's lips. I hate the back of Forrest Whitaker's neck..AAH! Most of all, I hate that black ass Wesley Snipes!" :laugh: i had that, but i edit due to some people not getting the joke! but im happy u posted that classic but of dialogue. classic scne. I hate whoopi goldbergs lips! hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 If you look, one of Toothpick's crew is the guy that killed Ricky in Boyz N Tha Hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Red or Blue, Cuz or Blood, it just don't matter Sucker dive for your life when my shotgun scatters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I only got to the second word of the thread title and quickly clicked in, then was saddend that there was no pics and reread the title :cry:some funny stuff though I'm with you. I overlooked the 'of Dialogue' in the title and thought 'Wow, what a way to end a Sunday!' Sadly disappointed that I now have absolutely NFI what this thread is all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Julie: You ****ed me four times the other night. You've been inside me. I swallowed your cum. That means something. David: Slow down. Julie: Four times, it means something. Four times. David: Stop the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 I'm with you. I overlooked the 'of Dialogue' in the title and thought 'Wow, what a way to end a Sunday!' I may be known for many things but being so unabashedly vulgar (I despise that word) is not one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I wasn't having a go at you Ghost, just my premature reaction to opening the thread before reading the full title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 I wasn't having a go at you Ghost, just my premature reaction to opening the thread before reading the full title. Oh, I know. That's just my way of saying I hate that word and would never use it. Not even in private company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 "There I was, listenting to the monotonous staccato of raindrops hitting my desk and reading my name backwards on the frosted glass in the door...'regnaD kciN'. My secretary's beautiful gams lay pinioned under the couch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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