Art Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 On Mr. Snyder's private airplane Cheerleaders everywhere Pepper Rogers pouring Coladas Some 30,000 feet in the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a private landing strip light The plane landed quickly and came to a sudden stop I thought I was done for the night There he stood on the runway I heard Hail to the Redskins And there standing next to him The Coors Light girls and those twins. Then he said, "Come with me please," And he walked down the runway There was a full trophy case He said, "Let's get some more of these" Welcome to the Hotel Redskins Park Such a lovely place Such a trophy case (background) Such a lovely case Plenty of room at the Hotel Redskins Park. Any time of year You can sign right here (background) You can find it here You can sign right here My mind was Lombardi drifting He's put a Cross Pen in my hands He shows me all his pretty, pretty toys And his 85,000 fans How they sing after touchdowns Braves on the warpath Some song to remember Small contract against the cap. So I called up my agent Please bring me my wife He said We haven't had that visit yet right up I-95 And Mr. Snyder took my cell phone away Let's set you up for the rest of your life And then I heard the fans say Welcome to the Hotel Redskins Park Such a lovely place Such a trophy case (background) Such a lovely case They're livin' it up at the Hotel Redskins Park What a nice surprise Let's go meet the guys (background) Let's go meet the guys Free agents in the lobby Ten or 15 guys And he said We are all just family here How much will this contract buy? And in Mr. Snyder's office They were sat before paperwork They sign it with their gold Cross Pens Because they can't say no to the jerk Last thing I remember I was looking for a little more I had to get that contract up to the amount I had before Relax said Mr. Snyder We know you can't believe You have to sign this contract Because no one ever leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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