jrmooref Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Aikman: Hey, who's the short guy behind me? Irvin: Man I'm high, but your just stupid, Lavar must have really f***ed up your head. Smith: through his teeth I hate these guys. I shoulda stayed in Arizona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essex03 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 "Think about all the weed Nate Newton can fit in these bowls for us!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Triplets ! Aikmen - " Yea Michael, Emmit had to play with my balls before each game, or I wouldn't hand them off to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Emmit said his bowl smelled funny, it's cause I took a crap in it before the ceremony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 You gotta pay me this much if you want to do Emmit tonight, cause he's my ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Not tonight Michael Emmit really prefer to smoke white owls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooksfb Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Triplets Ha Haaaa. They gave me a spitoon and I don't even chew tobbacca! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afkidd Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Sorry guys Irvin did coke and he had the sense enough to buy a house to do his coke and have his strippers.On the other hand Dexter Manley Did CRACK AND HE DID IT IN CRACK HOUSES...and he could not read and still has a hard time reading after being in and out of jail and rehab. BUT HEY THATS THE PAST. extremeskins board...owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmic Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Troy: " yeah baby imma push your head downtown right now" Erivin: "my mouths already open baby" Emmitt: "damn! i forgot the camcorder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooksfb Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Irvin- Its 100 degrees and they ain't even put ice in this punchbowl! Aikman- Shut up before I smack you! Smith- ( I'm sweatin' like a MF banchee! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnowsBest Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Mike: "Man, you could fit a weeks worth of crack in here."Troy: "That would only get you this high." Emmit: "Another item to see my reflection in. The one who loves me the best." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ROFL!! EDIT:It's been 5 minutes and I'm still laughing! That one's an instant classic!!! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Instead of wearing bags, we can put these over our heads tonight when the Redskins ruin our big night! Seriously, arkowi wins this caption contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzSkinsFan63 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 guess which one said this......... Can't wait to fill mine with Crack!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLiverpool Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Irvin: Hey, Parcells just asked us to suit up Smith: Alright, I knew he liked me Acheman: Uh, da guy.. he's like dis big.. he hit hard.. memory fuzzy.. he hit hard.. AH! 56 56 he's comin'.. hug me Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9inarow Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Michael: Three Super Bowl rings in 4 years. Remember those days? Troy: Yeah, Skins were just a road bump. Emmitt: Daniel Snyder is such a great talent evaluator. Love the way he's ground the Skins to dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwickdraw Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Troy: Man we sure did beat the living crap out the Redskins for years. Michael: Ha, ha ha. Over and over again. They got jaaaaaacked up! Emmitt: Yea... they're probably still so upset about it that they'll even be captioning this picture... Snyder... what are you doin? Get outta my trophy bowl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
75004 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Troy: Mike, I am going to grab your A$$ on national T.V. Michael: Ooooh baby please do, Do you like my straight line. Emmitt: They A$$ you should be grabbing is my, can't you see how suave I am. Qwickdraw: I am going to go into the Extremeskins site and post 2 post so that they can stop making fun of my Triplets. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red zone Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Troy "Damn we were good Mike. Gimme some dap up high!" Michael: "Hahahaha...... psych!" Emmitt: Hmmmm, maybe I'll run for Mayor of D.C. Just look at me smillin' and sweatin'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwickdraw Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Troy: Mike, I am going to grab your A$$ on national T.V.Michael: Ooooh baby please do, Do you like my straight line. Emmitt: They A$$ you should be grabbing is my, can't you see how suave I am. Qwickdraw: I am going to go into the Extremeskins site and post 2 post so that they can stop making fun of my Triplets. :dallasuck Don't worry... you'll be seeing plenty of me. I just found it funny that your cuts are so deep that you have take shots at the Triplets in a picture that really doesn't warrant any caption. As a football fan, you should appreciate what those guys accomplished even if you despise their colors. But I did find the "I can't wait to fill mine with crack!" caption to be absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red zone Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Don't worry...you'll be seeing plenty of me. I just found it funny that your cuts are so deep that you have take shots at the Triplets in a picture that really doesn't warrant any caption. As a football fan, you should appreciate what those guys accomplished even if you despise their colors. But I did find the "I can't wait to fill mine with crack!" caption to be absolutely hilarious. Trust me Quick. If you chose to frequent this board, you'll have to toughen up a bit. Pretty much no one and nothing is sacred here especially where the Cowboys are concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwickdraw Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Trust me Quick. If you chose to frequent this board, you'll have to toughen up a bit. Pretty much no one and nothing is sacred here especially where the Cowboys are concerned. I know. I live in VA. Just shows how deep under your skin we've managed to bury ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Aikman: Well we got a bowl.. Irving: Yeah but where's the Mary Jane yo Smith: I got one year left in me Dallas stadium: NOO YOU DON'T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longpaite Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Aikmen: "Hey, Mike. Remember that time I spiked your stash with crushed viagra? Man, you were sporting splinters that night!" Irvin: "Yeah, man. I couldn't even get my jock-strap on for that game." Aikmen: "Then you had that 'accident' all over some guy in the huddle." Smith: "Ahh, the good old days! I haven't washed my head since. I miss huddling." Irvin: "Could this night get any better?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Triplets Hey Michael, I gona make a pass at Quickdraw tonight, Emmit said he was a tight end, but now he's trainng to be a wide receiver:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlobberKnockinFootball Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Did you see Jerry's face??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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