LiveStrongSkins Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 After having this convo with some on the wiz board i had to make this a thread. The great trade equalizer on this board is the ham sandwhich. At this rate, Barrow and Gardner would have brought alot of ham sandwhiches to DC . Heres some key stats to Ham Sandwhich :laugh: 1. Same touchdown production as laverneaous coles for 15 games 2. Same amount of pro bowl starts as antonio peirce, but without the huge contract 3. The same basketball IQ of kwame brown. What are some other impressive stats you guys can throw out there about Ham Sandwhich? :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 4. Surprise draft pick by the Redskins in 2003 5. Played locally at Bishop O'Connell 6. Played for Indiana in college 7. Recently played QB in NFL Europe for the Amsterdam Admirals... ...oh, you mean a real ham sandwich. 4. Has won the same number of Super Bowls at the Philadelphia Eagles franchise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 5. Has a better temperament than Ryan Leaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by TheDane 4. Surprise draft pick by the Redskins in 2003 5. Played locally at Bishop O'Connell 6. Played for Indiana in college 7. Recently played QB in NFL Europe for the Amsterdam Admirals... ...oh, you mean a real ham sandwich. 4. Has won the same number of Super Bowls at the Philadelphia Eagles franchise And the list for the ever impressive Ham Sandwhich goes on and on. Sorry guys it looks like we wont be trading gardner for a ham sandwhich with these stats :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 6. Tastes delicious with melted cheddar cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch03 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I am now a believer in the Ham Sandwich hype!! Sign him!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I'm not drinking the Ham Sandwich Kool-Aid until the crust is cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by TD_washingtonredskins I'm not drinking the Ham Sandwich Kool-Aid until the crust is cut off. Now that is pretty funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by Clutch03 I am now a believer in the Ham Sandwich hype!! Sign him!!! :laugh: I dont know if we can, i heard he signed rosenhaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch03 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 7. Has never been in trouble with the law. (Except for that one incident at the Turkey Club) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 8. Comes with french-fries OR cole-slaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by Clutch03 7. Has never been in trouble with the law. (Except for that one incident at the Turkey Club) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 #8- Fills the center better then corey raymer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 9. Does not own any ATVs or handguns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman56 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 10. Did not play at the University of Miami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by jrockster77 9. Does not own any ATVs or handguns. Ham Sandwhich is a good ole boy! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwpanic Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 11. Biggest supporter(figuratively and literally): Andy Reid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by jwpanic 11. Biggest supporter(figuratively and literally): Andy Reid Actually thats "Steak and cheese" His stats arent as impressive :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinton Portis Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 12. Works well under Heat (30 Seconds and its ready!) 13. Some people wonder if a Wheat bread sandwich could ever win a championship. Well that hasn't been proven yet, but he's a "core sandwich". Whether White or Wheat is really negliable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_good_brotha Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 14. Unlike Champ Bailey, a ham sandwich isn't likely to get burnt by Jerry Porter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Has about the longevity of Larry Hughes. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 This is all so funny to me. Years ago a friend and I used "ham sandwhich" as a synonym for sex. "what did you do last night?" "I had a ham sandwhich" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch03 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by rictus58 This is all so funny to me. Years ago a friend and I used "ham sandwhich" as a synonym for sex. "what did you do last night?" "I had a ham sandwhich" You had ham sandwich?!?!? Are you a groupie? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Clutch03 You had ham sandwich?!?!? Are you a groupie? :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: Stop it man youre gonna kill me... thats if ham sandwhich isnt a hitman as well :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Had the same completion percentage last season as Mark Brunell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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