Ball Security

My wife and I split most of the bills, but my girlfriend expects me to pay for everything. 🤷‍♂️

She gives off strong “I let incontinent men **** all on me” vibes.

How many teams run out a cleanup hitter who hasn’t hit a homer in the first month of the season? Can’t be many.

“I don’t need anybody’s money.” 🤣🤣🤣

Saying SNL hasn’t been funny for 20 years has been fashionable for the past 30 years. How does that work?

Twice tonight Williams has loaded the bases with 0 outs and has pitched his way out of trouble. The offense is too light. Would love to see Wood and Stone up. I’d give Winker a 1st baseman’s mitt and see if he can play there. Have an OF of Wood, Young, and Thomas with Garrett at DH.

Oh my! That looks amazing! Did you make the potstickers, or heat up ones from the store? How early/late do you apply the stir fry sauce and do you have a go to product? Either way, little disappointed I didn’t get an invite.

It’ll be truly amazing if he pans out. Could definitely see if move back into the top 100. I think we’ll see him go to Rochester when Wood comes up with Lile backfilling him in Harrisburg.

Yeah, just get guys who can hit. Even if Wood stays down, you still have four lefties in your primary lineup. BTW, Green has also hit two HRs in two days. He’s had it rough recently including a 5 k game a few days ago.

I’d expect him to move out when Robles comes back which could be this weekend or early next week. I know they talk about needing lefty bats. If that’s the case, then bring up Wood too.

He hit another one this afternoon. He is back!

High pitch count in the fourth. But he got squeezed on the first hitter. Should have been a K. Has such electric stuff.

He’s not right though. @Dr. Do Itch Big has it right. 2021. Bucks/Suns. Golden St didn’t make the playoffs and the Lakers and Nets lost in the first round.

Good God. 45% of the respondents are unaware of RFKJr’s views on vaccinations? We’re ****ed.

Never Surrender!!!

He is on pace for a 30-30 season. He’s not too far off the pace for a 40-40 season. Absolutely incredible. I don’t think the homerun pace maintains throughout the season, but I’m hoping the 70ish point improvement in his OBP is here to stay.

They have a lot of roster decisions to make over the next month. Robles starts a rehab assignment. Garrett is currently on one. Thomas may be ready late May/early June. Gallo’s injury isn’t long term. Call has done well in his limited sample, but I don’t think he sticks. I wouldn’t send Young down for Robles. I think we’ll see Robles back soon and Call sent down. They’ll go with an OF of Winker, Robles, Young. Maybe Robles plays himself into a trade or gets released. Wood replaces him. Garrett replaces Rosario. Whomever is healthier first (Gallo, Thomas) replaces Lipscomb. Lots of moving parts and priorities to manage. I know Senzel has another year of control, but if he plays his way into a Candelario type trade, I think you jump on it. This is just the position side. We could have Gray and Cavalli returning in a similar timeframe.

Look, I like Abrams as much as the next guy. But I took the over on season steals. If he keeps hitting homers and other extra base hits, that bet ain’t gonna pay.

Major shooting in Charlotte this afternoon. Three US Marshalls were killed attempting to serve a warrant.

Is he not in court today? When does this pick back up?

They need to get more guys who can consistently pitch multiple innings every few games if their bullpen is being asked to cover four to five innings a night. Cant really hold up when six of the guys are one inning types.

It was pretty funny, the edited clip I saw. ”It’s nice to be at an event with the President without it starting with the bailiff saying ‘all rise’”

Take a look at what you linked. He’s made 12 appearances and has been scored on four times. He had only been scored on once in his first eight appearances. He pitched three days in a row in Oakland which were game 6-8 for him. Then sat for six days and now has given up runs in three of his last four games.

Odd how Weems’ struggles started after pitching three days straight.

They are picking each other up. Can’t believe that after committing three errors in game 1 in 2023, Abrams commits his first in game 27. The did botch three DP attempts. Call made a nice play in right, and Lipscomb made a very important play late (eight hits so far in the series). Wild that this lineup is capable of 23 runs in two back to back games. Will Senzel produce himself into a trade chip?