CobraCommander

I always pretend like I’ll be happy with 8 wins but when the games are played all I can think about is how we need to win every one of them.

I keep trying to get excited but it’s not happening. Help. Maybe I need to see a doctor.

Yeah but our 4 offensive players were taken with our first 6 picks in the first three rounds.

Booooo

Yes because he can be our emergency QB. At least I would think he could.

Hail to Darrell Green!

Once heard the daughter of a nasa engineer answer that all the phases of the moon are shadows created by earth during an episode of Jeopardy.

Around 2013 a bouncer at the bar I worked at in Chicago told me that within Obama’s last term the United States would dissolve into independent states and the US dollar would become worthless. I bet him 20 dollars but it seemed cruel to take money from someone that obviously needed it. He would go on to fail multiple “special forces” entrance exams. The irony is that he thought I was dumb and would talk **** about me to other people at the bar. Then there was the server that came back and asked if she could have some Kanye (as in Mr West) pepper for a table that requested it. You find all sorts of people in kitchens but the one thing you probably won’t run into is your graduating classes valedictorian. I am proof of that.

I seem to recall people saying the same thing about RG3. Something about bringing in baseball coach to teach him how to slide. My PTSD will not allow me to think this will be any different

Ask me about my wiener!

Former Nats keep dunking on us. Cold night too.

The internet ones are all a little to obvious. Every brand has a content manager making up some silliness.

If I’m not mistaken the the home side used to have views of monuments before the high rise apartments took over? I hate that the home bench is the one getting beat down by the sun. I’d much rather sit on the third base side but that’s where most away fans sit.

Does he eat beef? I need to know if I can fully engage my man crush.