Sacks 'n' Stuff

Oh yeah I do remember that now. That was real I think.

Sumo wrestler?

Oooooooh.... You posted a picture of that ****!!!! Why? The thought of her existence hadn't entered my brain for weeks. Now it's all coming back. Thanks.

That's when you stopped? Sounds like it was just getting good.

Oh that's adorable. He still thinks they're a big deal.

Hang in there guys. The other militia and Seals are on the way. Seriously.

RIP Robert Lavoy Finicum. Patriot, husband, father of 50. You were too beautiful for this world.

Yap Yap Yap

If you play by the rules.

They're being trolled again. Somebody is having a bunch of phoca vitulina delivered airmail. Also, Seal the singer.

They kind of remind me of my friends and I playing make believe whatever when we were 8.

Hard to fathom dying for a fictional cause. I'm not sure there is a real cause that I'd be willing to die for.

Roman Reigns vs HHH at mania. Brock vs Bray Wyatt

thats an idea. Go back to the days of wrestlers cutting 45 second promos in front of a blue screen. Give them as many takes as they need. Certainly much less pressure. Why does raw have to be live anyway? Record the matches on Saturday then go in and add the promos etc that were recorded way in advance. We should be running this ship.

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And steroids.And cocaine. I'm telling you, let me put Heath Slater on steroids for 3 months then have him snort a rail before cutting his next promo... Wrestlemaina main eventer.

I'm not talking about their status on the card. I'm talking about the quality of their wrestling, mic skills, and look. Even back then they were still better than almost all of the guys they have now.

This roster sucks ass. Seamus sucks. They just up and decided to make him a main eventer. There is nothing about the way he talks, looks, or wrestles that that makes him any better than say…. R-Truth. Ditto Orton. In fact, he may even be worse. I hate listening to him talk. I think when I was a kid, there were probably 10 guys on the roster that would have been better than anybody they have now. Here. Here is the roster from January of 1989: Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, Tito Santana, Gregg "The Hammer" Valentine, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, "The Brooklyn Brawler" Steve Lombardi, King Haku, Hillbilly Jim, Brett "Hitman" Hart, Jim "The Andvil" Neidhart, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, "Leaping" Lanny Poffo, Hercules Hernandez, Jauques Rougeau, Raymond Rougeau, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, The Honkytonk Man, Paul Roma, Jim Powers, Ax, "The Birdman" Koko B. Ware, Dino Bravo, Rick Martell, "Outlaw" Ron Bass, "Dangerous" Danny Davis, Smash, "The African Dream" Akeem, The Ultimate Warrior, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, "Sensational" Sherri Martell, Barry Horowitz, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase, Virgil, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggin, "Cowboy" Scott Casey, Sam Houston, Bad-News Brown, Shawn Michaels, Marty Jannette, The Big Boss Man, The Warlord, The Barbarian, "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig, Terry Taylor, "The Blue Blazer" Owen Hart, Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Rock'in Robin, "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin, Luke Williams, Butch Miller, Tim Horner, Big John Stud ****. Ted Dibiase and Rick Rude would have been 17 time world champions in today's WWE. Of course, it was a lot easier to look good when you could take steroids and a hell of a lot easier to cut a killer promo after snorting a line of cocaine. The people have spoken WWE, and our answer is a resounding yes to the steroids and a resounding yes to the cocaine. Make it happen.

But that puppy's like 15 years old. We've got to have something cooler than that.

I grow bored of these yokels. It's time to test out the newest batch of bio chemical weapons we've been cooking up.

It wouldn't be that difficult to improve. Quit making guys talk for 15 minutes at a time. I don't want to hear ANYBODY talk for 15 minutes, even if they're good at it.

I didn't want to be the one to break this to you but the real Ric Flair has been dead for years. What you see now is just a hologram.

Braun Stroman? He can't do a single move and good luck getting Brock's stiff ass out of that one without getting injured by the big lummox.

Yeah, 85 was Flair and Dusty. That's where Dusty's hard times promo comes from.

This could be the worst Mania ever. Is there anything that would be worth watching?