Sacks 'n' Stuff

I guess that was a good use of this year's first round pick then, assuming the contract isn't too bad.

I would do unspeakable things, the kind that haunt you forever, if it would mean replacing Snyder with Ted.

Why is Damien Sandow wrestling tonight? Isn't that kind of like having Reno Riggins on an 80s ppv?

Luke Harper looked pretty good.

So Batista is gone, yes? He wins the rumble, gets booed unmercifully, wins one match, they have to change the main event for the biggest show of the year because his return is such a disaster, then he goes on to job for a couple of weeks and leaves and for all that failure it may have cost them the best guy on the roster in CM Punk.

Ambrose is awesome on the mic but he needs some work in the ring. I could see Rollins and Reigns both winning. Maybe Barrett.

He talkth like thith...I'm an elementary school teacher and love a good speech impediment. My favorite, a few years back I had a kid who couldn't pronounce his R's or his S's. His name was Woth.

I remember that guy...

Brodus clay was no good. He was awkward and couldn't wrestle. The one time I watched him try to cut a promo, it was terrible. They didn't drop the ball with him. You can't just say, hey we're going to make this guy fake win a bunch of matches and that will make people like him. Wrestlers need to distinguish themselves on their own merits and then you make them fake win a bunch of matches.

I guess that with no 3MB, they have to Los Matadores now too. There's no other direction to take that team. Was R-Truth cut? That one would surprise me. He's not great but he's actually a better performer than a lot of guys. He looks better, talks better, is more entertaining in other ways, and is better in the ring than say, Shamus for example.

Edit: Wrong Thread: S&S Brain Failure!!!

I thought they changed it to hornswaggle because Kennedy failed a drug test then they released him because he was unsafe in the ring.

Miz is mid-card because he's a mid-card level talent (if that). There is absolutely nothing about the way he looks, talks, or wrestles that would make him a main eventer. I find him incredibly annoying to be honest. They didn't screw up his character to make him a mid-carder. They screwed up by ever having him as the heavyweight champion to begin with (like a lot of other guys).

The all-time worst on the mic among big names who they actually let talk is far and away Jimmy Snuka. -------------------- SNUKA: Thank you Ripper, ladies and gentlemen, you wonderful people out there in TV-land. Ripper, I appreciate the compliments you just gave to these people out there. Now you know Ripper, as we go along, and standing here before you ladies and gentlemen, all you people out there: the Hawaiians, the Samoans, the Fijans, the Tongans, the Filipinos and you name it as we go along down the line. You know, Ripper, I've just been standing out here brother, listenin' to you mentioning about all these greatest wrestlers in the past, but nowadays we talkin' about today, tomorrow, and further on. You know, Ripper, there's a lot of people that comes out and stands before this camera and talk. (EXTREMELY long pause) You have to realize and know exactly and put it down to a point, to a view, to make sure that you people out there understand exactly what we pointing exactly to you. Now Ripper...now I know brother, there's a lot of things in everybody's mind wondering what's going on in this world. Well, ladies and gentlemen, only you people can realize and understand one thing, to be paying attention is the only way to know what's going on. Now, Ripper Collins, you know there's a lot of things going on in this world, but there's a lot going on in professional wrestling! And professional wrestling is the name of the sport, there it is only one of its kind. Now Ripper, there's been a lot of men that's been coming out of the United States, come flying into Honolulu, Hawaii. Why? Because all the professional wrestlers around the world, you name it, around San Francisco---which I'm looking forward to come there---even down all over the coast. Man, you name it, everybody is looking forward to come right here to Hawaii because they know Hawaii is the beautiful paradise of one of the South Pacific islands. You don't even name the Samoan islands, which is one of the prettiest of the South Pacific; the Tongan islands which is the South Pacific; the Fijan islands, which is another paradise of all the South Pacific islands. You name all these wrestlers that come here from all over the world; you name it we got it. And standing here right before you I am one of the Polynesians that represents all the Polynesian islands. Ripper Collins, we go back in your time brother, that you are one of the greatest and still is. But ladies and gentlemen, you name it, we got it; but there is only one thing that I just like to know deep down in my heart: what is going on here? I want to know. I have to know. Because that's the only way to find out who's got what and who's got who. Now the most important thing to everyone in professional wrestling, Ripper Collins, is challenging and getting into the ringcircle. Because for one thing everybody is challenging each other for one thing...for one thing, and what that one thing is Ripper Collins, and that's titles. Titles are all over the world, you name the titles that's 'round the world, it might be too much. But let me tell you one thing, it only take faith and confidence to get inside to that ringcircle wherever you at and fight. If it's here in Hawaii, which is so important and so special to me. Hawaiian Islands is what we represent; I represent the Polynesian islands, and if anybody think in their mind that they could come from the mainland, here to my part of my country, and think that they can come and try to demolish the Polynesian islands and and try to take away what they think that does not belong to them---what belongs to us is what we gotta keep in the Hawaiian Islands. Ho-hano, brother. (about two minutes later, during the next match): RIPPER COLLINS (attempting the save): I wanna tell the fans, Snuka was talking on his interview there, and in plain simple English what he was telling the whole world is: Jerry Lawler, you're coming to my Hawaii, to my Polynesian land, and I'm going to kick you from post to post and pillar to pillar and take that belt back.

Tune in Monday night for Los Matadores vs 3MB 2014!!! 2014 has nothing to do with the year. That's how many times they've wrestled.

Cena won't be going heel any time soon. He's still too important to the make a wish foundation.

DVR man. It's 2014.

Looks like Kansas

First time reading this was like your kid is now your wife.

So I guess then the question is was that a headbutt? Nene put his head on Butler's head but it wasn't a blow. My guess based on being a DC sports fan though is that he'll be suspended, Chicago will win game 4, and this will be the embarrassing & almost unbelievable circumstance that catalyzes the crushing of all current good feelings, hopes, and dreams. We will be humiliated in game 7 to end the season. The team will win 28 games in 2015.

#1... Arm bar

You know who's a pretty good young guy on the mic is that Dean Ambrose. Also not mentioned yet... Shane Douglass was really strong on promos.

Undertaker isn't anything special on the mic. On a side note, you know what's a great gimmick??? Los Matadores. I can think of all kinds of directions for them to take that baby, like wrestling 3MB every week for 6 months straight and then being fired.

I was totally world champion of an Efed when I was in college.