Exactly. That treasonous **** is going to die in jail now that we have Trump in charge. He's getting to it, I swear. Right after we figure out a way to legally ban the Muslims, whip up a healthcare bill (that whole thing sure snuck up on us, am I right?), do some fundraising for the 2020 campaign fresh off the momentum of exposing Obama for the wiretapping Kenyan that he truly is, forbid any talk of climate change and get rid of any environmental regulations that might keep a few billionaires from getting slightly richer, play 600 holes of golf, and talk some smack to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Priorities man. But, then he's going to put Hillary in jail because all of that was REAL!!! Really real. It definitely was NOT just a 100% politically motivated artificial scandal that they'll never mention again now that the election is over. That standing ovation they gave Hillary after the inauguration... that was just to get her to let her guard down.
While we're on the subject, we're also gonna do something about that whole abortion thing because the GOP REALLY believes in that cause. Trump does too, the good Christian that he is. Except for the part about getting his jollies by railing out married women maybe. I dunno though. I think we'd all agree that the Bible is kind of ambiguous about the whole adultery thing. In fact, let's just call it what it is. Fake doctrine.)
Look at Donald in all of his Christian glory! Praying.... TO GOD!! To the God who has watched over us1 since the beginning of time2. I bet Donnie was even kind of enough to forward Pence's prayer. Funny thing about Donald's prayer though is that it didn't make it past the ****ing ceiling. The unsecured Android moronbox that he uses to amplify the stupidity of our nation every day has better range than a Donald Trump prayer.
ANNOTATIONS
1. Republicans
2. The beginning of time was 5000 years ago. My son learned that from the neighbor boys. You know where they learned it? A school that is soon to be funded by my tax dollars.