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Sacks 'n' Stuff

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  1. Balances out the competent obstruction that hindered his legacy.
  2. We're also going to have to eventually address the issue affecting one-half of the country's population involving the president's perceived entitlement to touch Americans in a very personal and intimate way.
  3. I know. I was just being dumb pretending like I didn't blatantly steal that surgery joke. I am familiar with the show. Growing up, my best friend and I never had a single meaningful conversation as far as I can recall, choosing instead to substitute an exchange of Simpsons quotes for actual dialogue.
  4. Who is Dr. Nick? I have no idea what you are talking about. I made that joke up!
  5. Yeah, that **** is ridiculous. Bunch of crooks. That's why I've started a new business for people who can't afford these absurd hospital fees. I will perform ANY surgery for only $199.95.
  6. What good is that going to do? That voter base and their chosen leaders have no interest in a genuine examination of any facts that could possibly contradict their pre-conceived biases. The core value of conservative America isn't small government or American exceptionalism, or adhering to the constitutional system... it's willful ignorance. Might I suggest that the left consider this course of action in their attempts to persuade the right to work together for the betterment of the nation. 1. Reason with them (if that doesn't work)... 2. Ask nicely (if that doesn't work)... 3. Ask firmly (if that doesn't work)... 4. ****ing destroy those mother****ers. I wouldn't spend too much time on steps 1-3 though. Realistically, you'd be foolish to expect that the vast majority of politicians and voters currently claiming to be Republicans has any intention of getting their **** together before step 4.
  7. I just can't imagine that Flynn would flip on his friends, as much character and integrity as that guy exudes...
  8. Sorry. I misspoke. My brain left the specific topic. I was referring to universal healthcare in general.
  9. Every other developed nation on the planet seems to be able to do it. Let's just cut the crap. The reasons we "can't" get it done here are strictly political.
  10. @twa And I thought you liked doing whatever a political party tells you to do. Oh that's right only certain ones...
  11. Exactly. That treasonous **** is going to die in jail now that we have Trump in charge. He's getting to it, I swear. Right after we figure out a way to legally ban the Muslims, whip up a healthcare bill (that whole thing sure snuck up on us, am I right?), do some fundraising for the 2020 campaign fresh off the momentum of exposing Obama for the wiretapping Kenyan that he truly is, forbid any talk of climate change and get rid of any environmental regulations that might keep a few billionaires from getting slightly richer, play 600 holes of golf, and talk some smack to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Priorities man. But, then he's going to put Hillary in jail because all of that was REAL!!! Really real. It definitely was NOT just a 100% politically motivated artificial scandal that they'll never mention again now that the election is over. That standing ovation they gave Hillary after the inauguration... that was just to get her to let her guard down. While we're on the subject, we're also gonna do something about that whole abortion thing because the GOP REALLY believes in that cause. Trump does too, the good Christian that he is. Except for the part about getting his jollies by railing out married women maybe. I dunno though. I think we'd all agree that the Bible is kind of ambiguous about the whole adultery thing. In fact, let's just call it what it is. Fake doctrine.) Look at Donald in all of his Christian glory! Praying.... TO GOD!! To the God who has watched over us1 since the beginning of time2. I bet Donnie was even kind of enough to forward Pence's prayer. Funny thing about Donald's prayer though is that it didn't make it past the ****ing ceiling. The unsecured Android moronbox that he uses to amplify the stupidity of our nation every day has better range than a Donald Trump prayer. ANNOTATIONS 1. Republicans 2. The beginning of time was 5000 years ago. My son learned that from the neighbor boys. You know where they learned it? A school that is soon to be funded by my tax dollars.
  12. OT but is a banana republic not what I always thought it was? I thought that was a country that depended almost entirely on a single resource or export for its economy.
  13. They just bumped into each other in the hallway and a Coke filled orgy broke out. All that talk about colluding… That's just a role-play. These are old man. They need some help sealing the deal.
  14. Greater concentration in certain areas though. I'm not happy that the GOP "lost" today. I'm happy that there are apparently still enough folks on that side of the aisle with a flicker of leadership in their political soul to avoid ramrodding through a shoddy, hastily put together plan that was going to hurt people purely for political purposes. Today is a win for (real) Republicans as far as I'm concerned.
  15. I actually understood this but only because I actively searched out the answer. Maybe it's been brought up. I couldn't say. It doesn't matter though. Repealing and replacing are all that matter. If it ends up being a big cluster****, we can just say that it actually isn't or, if that doesn't work, that it's the left's fault. Problem solved. That GOP has got it figured out man, I tell you. POSPOTUS makes up a story about being wiretapped by Obama. Whole party humors the nonsense and actually pretends like this is a real legitimate thing... NOBODY provides any evidence. EVERYBODY says there is no evidence. Nunes is awarded the honor of being random asshole of the day and does something completely improper and, additionally, in no way backs up the claim but the GOP is gonna turn around say "See! We were right all along!" and the voter base just eats that **** up.
  16. This is another awesome thing about the GOP... none of them are allowed to think for themselves. They looooooooooove to go around calling the other side sheep and puppets though.
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