Pretty soon, Trump will start tweeting about Roe v Wade at 4:45 AM on a daily basis. And on those days, @twa will burst through the atmosphere, strapped to a truth-rocket and finally free from the swampy chains of American malaise.
He will shine like a lightbulb sun, bright with truth, bleeding everywhere, graceful and patient.
"Look at me!" he'll say as the horizon reaches up to digest the light. And he waits...