TradeTheBeal!

Tonight’s Metallica stream is a club gig from 1983. Get thrashed, Fam! https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/metallica/1983/metro-chicago-il-53d6d78d.html

Mazda store eclipsed April’s sales total over the weekend. Grosses are non-existent and Service is still moribund...but it’s something. At least our sales crew is making a little scratch.

Our choices... 1) Civil War, your side wins. Meh. 2) Civil War, your side loses. Meh. 3) Hang in there and hold the center. Defeat the virus and extremism simultaneously with patience and determination. Catch a break and save the nation. Maybe...

BTC has been frisky of late.

Lefty meme. It’s a good one, tho.

A little forum drama these days is probably normal and healthy, really. Love Sin and Buzz. It’ll work out...

Sold.

Petition to re-name The NBA Thread to The Black Supremacy Thread.

Pretty sure StormFront got ya covered Tater.

Measles Island!

STRONG LASAGNA ENERGY!

FAT!!

http://theneedling.com/2020/05/16/new-study-confirms-cats-cant-spread-covid-19-but-would-if-given-option/

Land Shark.

Table service with masks and gloves. I trust the tip % was strong.

Not the worst thing that could happen.

Poppy is amazing.

I have a couple restaurant friends that have gone full online catering. They sell out Friday by 6:00PM Thursday. They don’t even answer the phone.

So, it’s reopening day in VA. Couple of anecdotal points... Theres palpable optimism in Central Va. Car biz is slightly better than expected. Many, many restaurants are doing strong takeout. Local online retail stuff is fairly robust. IOW, customers are spending. Speaking of restaurants, Northam deciding to drop Phase 1 on an 85 degree Friday is a bold play. Opening up the patios. Lots of gray area in the regulations...some joints were throwing up tents and fold-ups in their parking lots on 72 hours notice to try and meet the specs. Pretty sure the state just threw up their hands and said “have at it”. Fairfax and Richmond begged out for two weeks. Wisely. Northam could’ve hedged his bet and waited a few days...gonna be 65 and raining on Wednesday. Giving all involved a few more days to prep. Go big next weekend. Money talks. State needs revenue.

That sounds like something a Jazz nerd would say.

Mmmm, that sweet vintage tone. I loaned my last Vox to a buddy about 5 years ago and...it’s never coming home. High time to re-up. Might post a clip later...

Operation Derp Speed: Rush a non-effective “vaccine” to market just in time for the election.

UPS guy just dropped by...