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It's an ominous looking storm, and I did see the face, but I agree with you, it's just a thunderstorm rolling in. If you want a scary storm check out this hail storm in Oklahoma: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFv2W7Duqiw?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFv2W7Duqiw?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Naked Intruder Found Inside South Strabane Home SOUTH STRABANE TOWNSHIP (KDKA) ― A 29-year-old Washington County man faces charges of burglary and forced entry after South Strabane police say he broke into a private residence on Sanitarium Road. Authorities said after the break-in things really got bizarre. Anthony Kushner took his clothes off, showered, ate food out of the refrigerator and then he fell asleep naked on a couch. The woman who lives there came home and noticed that her front window was open and saw Kushner in the house. She called her husband and 911. Kushner told police that he didn't remember anything after being at a bar earlier the same night. Click on the link for the full article

Best magic trick ever: NSFW!

That car fail video is missing one: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZW6FTaeouY&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZW6FTaeouY&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

What they don't show is the dildo attachment for the ladies.

Cross-dressing man caught having sex with dog at English castle A CROSS-dressing man was caught having sex with a dog in the moat of a picturesque English Castle, it has emerged. The 33-year-old transvestite mounted the canine after it ran off from its owner at Pendennis Castle - a historical fortress in southern England built by King Henry VIII - on the morning of July 10, the UK's Telegraph website reported. The pet's owner had been touring the castle with a friend when the dog chased after the cross-dresser. By the time the woman caught up with her pet, the man was already having sex with it. Click on the link for the full article

BrewDog Unveils the World's Strongest, Most Expensive, and Squirreliest Beer Ever Experts in stunts/brewing/stunt brewing, Scottish craft brewery BrewDog has come out with a 55% ABV beer called The End of History. Oh, and it comes in bottles encased in your choice of a dead stoat (which costs £500, $764 US) or squirrel (£700, or about $1070 US). They even have outfits! Click on the link for the full article

Hearse towed during a funeral:

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Aventura man accused of having sex with dog named after model BY DAVID OVALLE An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley. Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison. Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant. "She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it,'' he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said. Click on the link for the full article

Naked man hospitalized after drinking game leads to prosthetic leg being set aflame (5 p.m.) LAS CRUCES - A 47-year-old Dona Ana County man is in a Texas burn center after a drinking game left him nude on the side of the highway with his prosthetic leg in flames. Sheriff's deputies learned that the victim and friends were drinking Monday and had made a bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire, according to a news release. The victim told investigators that since he drank only six beers, the least amount, he agreed to let his friends set him on fire. The victim, who has a prosthetic left leg made of plastic, said his friends set his leg on fire, which spread to his buttocks and lower back area, causing severe burns. Not being able to stand the pain, the victim disrobed. His friends then decided to take him to the hospital but became "nervous and dropped the victim off" on U.S. 70, the release said. Witnesses reported seeing an individual walking on a U.S. 70 bridge with his leg on fire. Another witness reported that the victim was naked, while other witnesses reported that the victim was struck by two cars and even attempted to jump into passing vehicles as well into the path of an oncoming tractor-trailer. Click on the link for the full article

A man reading a newspaper saw a photo of birds chillin' on electric wires laid out like sheet-music. He tried playing the birds as if they were notes. This is what it sounds like: <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeUD263ou5w&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeUD263ou5w&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Some face swaps:

That's because you weren't chewing this: