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Sex offender accused in cat's death A Council Bluffs man accused of bestiality is a registered sex offender, officials said Thursday. The 30-year-old man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of bestiality, cruelty to animals and indecent exposure, all misdemeanors. He is accused of performing a sexual act with a cat before throwing the animal out a seventh-story window of the Bennett Building, 405 W. Broadway, killing it. Officers said the man admitted to using methamphetamine and attempting a sex act with the animal. Witnesses also said he stood naked in front of the window after throwing the cat to the street. Click on the link for the full article

Naked motorist in Levy charged with DUI Deputies said they had to use a Taser to deal with a drunk, naked man who was first seen driving north in the southbound lanes of U.S. 19 in Levy County. The man was later found to have a blood alcohol content at more than four times the legal limit, deputies said. Click on the link for the full article

Pataskala police arrest naked man hitting car with tire iron PATASKALA — Police discovered a naked man striking his own vehicle with a tire iron early Tuesday morning in a side parking lot at Licking Heights High School. An employee at the school, located at 4000 Mink St., reported a man without clothes was hitting his Chevrolet Lumina just after 6 a.m., according to a Pataskala police incident report. When police arrived around 6:15 a.m., they discovered the 39-year-old man had smashed the Lumina’s windows. They also discovered he had thrown his belongings, including clothes and various car parts, across the parking lot, said Sgt. Gary Smith, of the Pataskala Division of Police. Click on the link for the full article

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Kyle Horning busted for indecent exposure and burglary after walking in naked on 10-year-old The recent encounter involving a ten-year-old girl and her seven-year-old cousin was wrong in two significant ways. It took place in a house where Horning doesn't live. And he was naked at the time. According to the statement of probable cause, on view in its entirety below, the girl and her cousin were sitting in their house on North Perry Street when a man later ID'd as Horning, age 26, walked in uninvited and unclothed. He then approached the girl and attempted to grab her. At that point, the girl did the obvious: She screamed. And fortunately, her grandfather was nearby. He raced into the room and chased Horning out of the house, where he climbed into his Nissan extended-cab pickup and drove away. Wonder where he kept his keys. Click on the link for the full article

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Benny Hill behind bars? COLONIE -- To the madcap music of "Yakety Sax," the video shows correction officers chasing a jumpsuit-clad inmate through Albany County jail corridors and stairways. The action is speeded up, lending the attempted escape the feel of a Keystone Kops comedy. Sheriff's officials were not amused Click on the link for the video

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Naked woman pulled from pipe WATERVILLE -- Waterville Police Chief Joseph Massey said police do not know why a naked, crying woman crawled into a sewer pipe emerging from a cliff 25 feet above the Kennebec River on Sunday morning. Massey said the 24-year-old Clinton woman was transported to MaineGeneral Medical Center Thayer Campus after Waterville Fire Department rescue personnel rappelled 10 feet down a cliff and pulled her from the pipe emptying into the river. "We don't know why she was down there," said Massey about the woman he described as incoherent. Massey said he did not know if the woman had ingested a new synthetic hallucinogenic drug known as bath salts; he did say her behavior was indicative of a person high on the new synthetic hallucinogenic drug. "It was an unusual call. People don't run around naked in the daytime. The officers in the fire department did a great job getting to her." Click on the link for the full article

Vacaville motel clerk calms gun-toting nude woman VACAVILLE -- Vacaville police are thanking a quick-thinking motel clerk who persuaded a nude woman who walked into the lobby early Sunday morning to put down her loaded gun and surrender. Shortly after 2:30 a.m., motel guest Patricia Wright of Fairfield, 32, walked into the lobby of the Super 8 motel on Allison Court with a loaded semi-automatic gun, according to Sgt. Mark Donaldson. Police said Wright brandished the gun at the clerk and stated she was afraid of her male companion staying with her at the motel. She also admitted to ingesting marijuana and ecstasy, according to Sgt. Rick Elm. Police set up a perimeter around the motel and spoke on the phone with both the clerk and Wright. The clerk was able to calm the woman down and convince her to lay down her weapon and surrender to police. The clerk put the gun in a safe place. Click on the link for the full article

Naked theatre group arrested Street theatre actors were torn off a strip by police after they mingled naked with crowds at a music festival. The Deuxime Groupe D'intervention performers had been invited from France to take part in Poland's Malta Festival in Poznan. But the group, whose motto is 'Wake Up Your Sensitive Parts, ignored the stage and stripped naked as they mingled with festival-goers waiting for bands like Portishead and Fleet Foxes to start playing. Police threw the entire cast in the cells on public indecency charges after shocked concert goers dialed 999. Click on the link for the full article

Are Clown Shoes' labels offensive? An entertaining debate is raging right now over at BeerAdvocate.com over the labels that Clown Shoes puts on its beer bottles. A forum message -- posted by one of the people who runs the Cambridge-based Beer Advocate -- argues that the labels used by North Shore brewer Clown Shoes are alternately sexist, racist, and overly risque. "I have been trying to hold my breath about Clownshoes [sic] for a while, but I think today I can officially say that I am done with these beers," the post begins. It goes on to describe the label as "tacky," "borderline sexist or racist," and "classless." The post has prompted 275300350 replies (update: the thread has been locked), quite a few of which are unfriendly toward Beer Advocate's management -- which is something of a rarity among the website's users. In lieu of posting a response on BeerAdvocate.com, Clown Shoes issued a tongue-in-cheek statement this evening that read, in part: Meanwhile, here are the supposedly offending labels.

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Naked Wausau man arrested after defecating in woman's garage A drunken, naked Wausau man was arrested late Monday after he entered a neighbor’s garage and defecated on the floor, according to the Wausau Police Department. Police were called at 10:30 p.m. for a report of a naked man inside a woman’s garage in the 1400 block of Cherry Street. The woman told police she heard the door between her garage and home open and slam shut and her dog barking, Wausau Police Lt. Mark Pankow said this morning. The woman then looked into the garage and saw the man, he said. Officers identified the man as Thomas O’Neil, 47, who lives nearby. O’Neil later was apologetic to officers, and said he thought he was at his home, police said. O’Neil had a blood alcohol level 0.37 percent, or more than four times the legal limit for driving, Pankow said. Click on the link for the full article

Man arrested for trying to have sex with family dog DeFUNIAK SPRINGS — A man is facing an animal cruelty charge after his grandson saw him attempting to have sex with a dog, according to a Walton County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Eugene Hickman, 54, was arrested on Saturday morning and charged with one felony count of animal cruelty, according to the report. His family contacted law enforcement after the grandson told his father that he had seen Hickman nude in the bedroom on top of the dog, the report stated. When asked about the incident, Hickman didn’t deny it and said he knew it was wrong and wouldn’t do it again, the report said. Click on the link a mugshot and the full article

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Naked man arrested for indecent exposure crimes in Scottsdale SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. – A registered sex offender who exposed himself to police officers Sunday morning is a suspect in a series of indecent exposure crimes in downtown Scottsdale. At about 1:30 a.m., undercover officers noticed a man naked from the waist down near a vehicle in downtown Scottsdale. The officers saw him run from his truck and eventually take his shirt off, leaving him wearing only shoes. Officers chased him on foot and caught him near Fifth Avenue and Goldwater Boulevard. He resisted arrested and was forcibly taken into custody. The man was identified as John G. Szakin, 53. Police said he matched the description of a suspect who has exposed himself to females in downtown Scottsdale at least 15 times over the past 10 months. During the incidents, Szakin was reported to be completely naked walking or running on the streets of the downtown area during the early mornings. During some of the incidents, he was seen masturbating in front of female victims. Click on the link for the full article