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Naked tourist disrupts traffic, is tased three times A nude tourist running into traffic and yelling he is “king of the world” was tased on Big Coppitt Key and jailed early Sunday morning. Richard Gervasi, 43, of Phoenixville, Pa., reportedly also said he is “made of steel” while he was taken into custody. He reportedly had been drinking and took LSD. He was charged with disturbing the peace and resisting arrest. Monroe County Sheriff’s Office Deputy Danielle Malone responded to the parking lot of Bobalu’s Restaurant at 1:30 a.m. after dispatchers received reports of a nude man running into traffic on U.S. 1. She found three men – Gervasi and two of his friends, all on vacation -- in the parking lot. Gervasi had no clothes on. Deputy Becky Herrin says he attacked one of his friends when Malone arrived, then ran at the deputy. He refused to stop when told to do so, so Malone tased Gervasi. But that didn’t stop him and he pulled the prongs out of his skin, Herrin said. Malone hit him with the Taser again, and he went down. Deputy Joe Cortner arrived as backup, but Gervasi got up and started walking toward his friends. He was tased a third time, and finally handcuffed, then taken to Lower Keys Medical Center for evaluation before making the trip to jail.

Woman Arrested for Indecent Exposure in Md. Store HEBRON, Md.- A 22-year-old woman is behind bars after police say she took off all of her clothing and sexually harassed customers and employees inside the Royal Farms convenience store in Hebron. Jennifer Marie Riegler, of Accomac, Va., is charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, disturbance of the peace, theft less than $100, fourth-degree sex offense, malicious destruction of property valued less than $500 and six counts of second-degree assault. The Wicomico County Sheriff's Office says Riegler's arrest stemmed from an incident alleged to have occurred shortly before 9 a.m., Dec. 18, at the Royal Farms located on the 7900 block of Royalty Way. According to police interviews with store employees, Riegler walked inside the store, removed all of her clothing and strolled naked around the store. Police say she then made sexually suggestive comments to both customers and employees and engaged in sexually suggestive behavior prior to lying on the floor in front of the donut rack. Click on the link for the full article

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Was he in the ocean, was his name Bob?

Sure they do. There'd be no porn without them on the internet.

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Bethany couple arrested on bestiality, drug complaints BETHANY — A husband and wife were arrested after police found bestiality videos made in their Bethany home. Edward James Double, 35, and his wife, Brandy Teresa Double, 35, were jailed Tuesday on complaints of bestiality, exhibition of obscene materials to minor children, maintaining a disorderly house, possession of illegal drugs and soliciting sexual conduct with a minor. Edward Double also faces a complaint of indecent exposure. Three boys and a girl, all younger than 15, were taken from the home at 6710 NW 26 and are in state custody, Bethany Police Chief Phil Cole said. Cole said in his 20 years as a police officer in Bethany he has heard of only one other bestiality case, and that was more than a decade ago and involved a mentally ill man. “We've recovered videotape of people having sex with animals,” Cole said. “It's disgusting. And we pray that none of the kids have been molested.” The investigation started Monday when a girl staying at the house called relatives and the relatives called police. Cole said relatives of the girl in Texas called police about possible sexual abuse of the girl. The girl told her relatives she had seen a video of Brandy having sex with a dog. She said she had received e-mails from Brandy and Edward Double encouraging her to have sex with him. Click on the link for the full article

Female passenger strips naked on flight to JFK November 28, 2010 By Matthew Chayes Airport police removed an emotionally disturbed passenger who stripped naked mid-flight between Chicago and New York City Saturday night, authorities said. The woman, a coach passenger in her 30s whose name wasn't made public, was brought to Jamaica Hospital Medical Center, said Jennifer Friedberg, a spokeswoman for the Port Authority of New York & New Jersey, which runs the airport. Click on the link for the full article

Police find man naked, wrecking bookshelves A freshman was charged after police say he knocked over books and threatened library patrons. A freshman in management was charged with simple assault and indecent exposure Wednesday night after he was found naked and knocking books off the shelves on the ninth floor of D.H. Hill Library. According to Capt. Jon Barnwell, Campus Police found Seth Pace just after 11 p.m. without his clothes, "agitated and in an altered mental state." "It appears he may have been under the influence of some sort of drug," Barnwell said. According to Alex Stewart, a freshman in sports management, the naked man ran into the women's restroom on the ninth floor when police arrived. Barnwell said the suspect was not aggressive toward Campus Police. "I was passing the bookshelves and I heard all this noise. I turned and I see this white dude, butt-naked, he's just tearing up bookshelves," Stewart said. "It was crazy. I thought ‘Wow, is this guy crazy? Is he on drugs?'" A naked man is captured on a cell phone camera Wednesday night as he knocks books from the shelves in D.H. Hill Library. Stewart said a crowd of about 15 people stood by and watched the incident. Click on the link for the full article

AN underwater photographer got the fright of his life when a shark snatched the camera from his hands. The diver was left shaking while the tiger shark swam off with the camera between its teeth. The 2m creature later dropped the camera several metres away on the sea bed off the Bahamas.

People in Arizona apparently need to be told not to drink out of toilets and urinals:

They did a show on Andy Reid on NFL Network and had that PPK competition as part of it. Apparently he was so big for his age that they didn't have shoulder pads that fit him so they went into the Rams locker room and borrowed shoulder pads from one of the players.

Wilmer man accused of sexual abuse of miniature horse A 27-year-old Wilmer man was charged Tuesday with cruelty to an animal after Mobile County sheriff’s deputies said he sexually abused a miniature horse in Wilmer last weekend. Eric Steven Easley was also charged with killing or disabling livestock, which spokeswoman Lori Myles said is a felony. She added that those two charges were filed against Easley because Alabama has no specific provision in its sexual abuse laws to cover bestiality. Click on the link for the full article

Ferndale man pleads guilty to sexually abusing goat A Ferndale man pleaded guilty Monday, Oct. 25, to first-degree animal cruelty for sexually abusing a goat at a property near Enterprise Road at Willeys Lake Road in May. Whatcom County Superior Court Judge Charles Snyder sentenced Gary A. Veldhuizen, 27, to one month in the custody of the Whatcom County Jail. Veldhuizen has no prior felony convictions and was facing a standard sentencing range of one to three months in jail, according to state guidelines. A family member caught Veldhuizen having sex with the animal on May 6 and contacted Whatcom County Sheriff's deputies, who arrested Veldhuizen.