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Naked biker ends up wearing handcuffs Dunnellon motorcyclist is charged with DUI after deputy spots him on State Road 200 Marion County Sheriff's Capt. Mike Rolls did a double take early Tuesday. Was that motorcyclist who just passed him wearing any clothes? No, he wasn't. Not even a helmet. Before long, though, the nude rider was wearing handcuffs. He was arrested and charged with DUI. ..... The unemployed man told the deputy he did not remember where he was coming from, and said the last thing he remembered was going to Hooters, according to the report. ..... During a breath test, he reportedly registered a blood-alcohol content of 0.178 and 0.162. The state's legal limit is 0.08. Click on the link for the full article

Apparently there are more than 50 states in the US, at least according to the Huffington Post:

Can someone explain the cover art on the packaging of Doritos in Asia?

Pakistani student baffled by automatic door

I am friends with sluts Warning: the following video may cause loss of viable brain cells and higher brain function:

Nude drunk loses way in hotel WELLINGTON (Reuters) – An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping in the wrong room, forcing its female occupant to hide in the bathroom, local media reported. The 29 year-old Australian man had gone back the hotel in the resort town of Queenstown with a woman, but got up in the night and wandered into a bedroom where a couple were sleeping. "He was a bit surprised that there were two people in his room and he was butt naked," Sergeant Steve Watt of Queenstown police told the Southland Times. As the intruder slept, the startled woman took refuge in the bathroom as her husband summoned hotel staff. The man, who could not remember whom he had been with nor what room he had been in, and had no clothes or wallet. Police gave him a ride home clad in a hotel bathrobe, but let him off after the guests and hotel decided not to press charges. "It was far too funny," said Watt.

I guess I am so inured to the profanity I don't even see it anymore. Thanks guys.

Poor ad placement:

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Later, the head of the state legislature announced a fact finding trip to Tijuana, Mexico.

In related news: Man jailed again for having sex with horse By Graeme Moore Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 12:25 a.m. Horry County Police arrested a Longs man early Tuesday morning on charges that he had sex with a horse. This is the second time he's been arrested for this. Rodell Vereen, 50, is charged with trespassing and buggery, a felony classified as an "offense against morality." The story begins at Lazy B Stables, a quiet horse farm that Barbara Kenley calls her retreat. "This is supposed to be my enjoyment, my serenity, my peace of mind out here. This is where I come to get away from everything," Kenley told NewsChannel 15 in an exclusive interview on Tuesday. But Kenley's tranquil respite fell apart near the end of 2007 when she discovered a man had been having sex with her horse. What was once a place for enjoyment turned into a place of disbelief and disgust. "He's totally destroyed that. For a whole year and a half, I've been destroyed." Kenley first stumbled upon Rodell Vereen in a horse stall on Thanksgiving Day in 2007. She described seeing her horse, Sugar, standing in the stall with Rodell sleeping above on some hay. She called police, but it turned out to be more than a simple trespassing. According to a police report taken that November day, Vereen admitted to police he was there to have sex with the horse and had been there several times in the previous months. Click on the link for the full article

Sex with animals? It’s not uncommon By Alexis Stevens The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Two men, two animals in two different states. And two separate arrests within the last week for having sex with four-legged animals “Who would do that?” you might ask. No one’s really counting, but probably more people than you realize, according to an Atlanta psychiatrist. Last week, Edwin Robles of Jonesboro was arrested by Clayton County police for allegedly having sex with his dog. Bestiality is a felony in Georgia, and Robles could face up to five years in prison if convicted. On Wednesday, South Carolina police said Rodell Vereen was arrested for the second time for having sex with the same horse. He could face up to five years in prison for the latest buggery charge. “It’s not as uncommon as one would think,” said Tracey Marks, a forensic psychiatrist who practices in Atlanta. “Dogs and farm animals are probably the most common occurrences.” Like most sexually deviant behaviors, “zoophilia” is more common in men, Marks said. And now more than ever, it’s easier for the curious to explore sexual options. “Just as people consider marijuana to be a gateway to other things, the Internet has been a gateway for [bestiality] to becoming more ordinary,” Marks said. But having sex with animals isn’t just a freakish fetish. Many consider it to be animal abuse. Laws preventing sex with animals differ from state to state, according to animallaw.info. At least a dozen states don’t have laws at all. “It is shocking. It should be illegal in every state,” said Stephanie Bell with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “It’s not a laughing matter. Even in cases where physical harm doesn’t occur to the animal, it’s still cruel.” Because human sex with animals is not a topic many people are comfortable discussing, sometimes it takes a high-profile case to raise public awareness, Bell said. In 2005, a Washington state man died after having sex with a horse. The 45-year-old suffered a perforated colon after being penetrated, according to police. “It piqued the attention of the legislators,” Bell said. Click on the link for the full article

Geography fail.

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