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That bike course was insane. I was amazed he didn't hit the dog, or lose it on various parts of the course.

Oh, it's supposed to be your finger. Um, nevermind. :paranoid:

Apparently one of your Bremaloes got loose, and people weren't too happy about it: Woman gone wild upsets bar customers BREMERTON — Patrons at a Bremerton tavern complained and a security man was "shocked and horrified" when a woman outside repeatedly bared her breasts and asked for donations early Saturday. Click on the link for the full article I can't imagine how fugly she must be if baring her breasts results in shock and horror.

Horry County man convicted of having sex with a horse released on probation A Longs man convicted of having sexual intercourse with a Conway woman’s horse has been released from prison after serving 16 months in a state prison, according to records. Rodell Vereen, 51, must serve two years probation and register as a sex offender, according to the state Department of Probation, Parole and Pardon Services. Vereen was released March 1 and will be supervised until Feb. 28, 2013. Vereen pleaded guilty in November 2009 to buggery and trespassing after he was charged in July 2009, when the woman found him in her barn at Lazy B Stables in the Wampee community of Horry County, police said. The woman pointed a shotgun at him until police arrived. At the time of his arrest on the charge, Vereen was on probation related to another buggery charge from a 2007 incident involving the same horse at the same stable. Click on the link for the full article

Diesel in India is Giving Away BJ Kneepads With Any Purchase Over $150 And look, it comes with a free pearl necklace! Photo of packaging for kneepads Click on the link for the the full story

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I am the Eggman. They are the Eggmen. I am the Walrus. Goo goo ga joob.

Fox News Discovers Nuclear Reactor In Japanese Disco Earlier today on Fox News' Your World With Neil Cavuto, this map popped up detailing the locations of Japan's nuclear power plants: One name seems out of place on the graphic -- that of "Shibuyaeggman." It doesn't show up on the International Atomic Energy Agency's list of Japanese nuclear power stations, and this map of Japanese nuclear installations from the Department of Energy's International Nuclear Safety Center doesn't have any listing for "Shibuyaeggman," and doesn't show a nuclear power plant anywhere near the location on the Fox News map. So I did a little research. A quick Googling of "shibuyaeggman" turned up no meaningful results. A Nexis search was also fruitless. However, further inquiries revealed that Eggman is the name of a dance club in a trendy neighborhood of Tokyo called... Shibuya. And, it just so happens, the Fox graphic appears to place the alleged reactor in Tokyo. Here's a photo of Eggman -- as you can see, it's right below The @ Super Suits Store. Click the link for more

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Naked guy lights a cigarette while in a choke hold. What can't meth do? This guy was in a resaurant stall playing with himself. He was getting off on the struggle with the cops.. high on meth and completely naked. He told the manager he wanted him to come in and screw him and he told the cops he wanted some ****. Then managed to light a cigarette while in a choke hold. Click on the link for the full article and the police report below for more details (note: contains NSFW language) Police Report

Now that's a pothole...

Deputy investigating report finds truck full of naked people A Lancaster County sheriff's deputy investigating a suspicious vehicle report early on Feb. 18 got an all-nude revue instead. Chief Deputy Bill Jarrett said the deputy was investigating the report when he saw a truck matching the description near 140th and West A streets at about 2:25 a.m. As he approached the vehicle, Jarrett said, the deputy noticed a strong smell of alcohol coming from the cab of the truck. In the pickup's bed, the deputy found an assortment of clothes and a partially empty case of Busch Light. And up front, Jarrett said, were two men and two women -- all four naked. Jarrett said the deputy asked what the four were doing. "Well, I think we're getting in trouble," one said, according to a sheriff's office report. Click on the link for the full article

Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar Investigators say a woman was arrested after stripping naked at a Sarasota bar. According to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office, 34-year-old Traci Batcher was at the Thirsty Turtle when she went into the men's restroom and took off all her clothes. She then tried to walk back into the main bar area when the manager stopped her and told her to put her clothes back on. When she refused, the manager called 9-1-1. A responding deputy found Batcher locked in the men's room. When the manager unlocked the door, she came out topless. WWSB reports she told the deputy, "You don't understand, I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years." Click on the link for the full article

I happen to continually stumble upon these stories. But that's probably not totally unsurprising since my daily news reading include a variety of "Odd News" websites.

Because people keep having sex with animals: Oakland Park man accused of sexually assaulting dog OAKLAND PARK — A 40-year-old man has been arrested on a charge of sexually assaulting his roommate's dog in Oakland Park, the Broward Sheriff's Office said Friday. Tomas Bautista, of Oakland Park, was taken into custody Thursday evening, on one count of cruelty to an animal, a third-degree felony, said Dani Moschella, sheriff's spokeswoman. Florida is one of about a dozen states with no law specifically banning sex with animals, records show. The 3-year-old female Chihuahua mix, named Mimi, is recovering, said her owner, Clemente Velasquez, 67, on Friday afternoon. After being treated by a veterinarian, "she is now just lying down on the sofa," Velasquez said. "She's not happy like she normally is." According to the Sheriff's Office: Velasquez, who is Bautista's roommate, arrived home Thursday and found Bautista drunk. He told him to go to bed, but Bautista instead went to the backyard. The dog followed him outside. Soon after, Velasquez heard Mimi yelp, so he grabbed a flashlight and ran outside. He saw his dog running from Bautista and found Bautista passed out with his pants down. Mimi was bleeding, so Velasquez notified authorities and took her to the Coral Springs Animal Hospital. Click on the link for the full article

Lawyer for man accused of sexually assaulting horse says story has been overhyped DERBY -- The lawyer for a Shelton man accused of sexually assaulting his neighbor's horse claimed Thursday the case has been blown out of proportion. "If this was a guy and a sheep in Litchfield, and I've had a few of those cases, this would not have gotten nearly the media attention it has," said Ralph Crozier, who represents 63-year-old Marian Wegiel. "But I guess because a horse is higher off the ground, it leaves a little more to the imagination." Wegiel, of 11 Partridge Lane, is charged with cruelty to animals, fourth-degree sexual assault, third-degree criminal trespass and second-degree breach of peace in the Oct. 18 incident. According to police, Wegiel's neighbor heard her horse cry out in distress and when she looked outside she saw Wegiel in the corral with the horse. Click on the link for the full article

Things that happen only in the movies:

Wallingford man charged after 'highlighting' self to woman, police A 60-year-old Seattle man is facing indecent exposure charges following allegations that a woman walking by his apartment caught him in an act of self-gratification. According to Seattle police, the 60-year-old woman was passing Jon P. Dupuy's North 53rd Street apartment in Wallingford when she saw the man standing inside of his apartment in front of an open window, masturbating. Describing the Sept. 28 incident, Seattle Detective Kyle Kizzier said Dupuy – also known as Jon P. Dupy – was still exposing himself when officers arrived at the apartment. "As they approached the building, but still on the public sidewalk, they could see the naked suspect lying on a table positioned in front of an open window," Kizzier told the court. "A small reading lamp," the detective continued, "had been positioned on the table to highlight the suspect's genital region." Click on the link for the full article

3 young women found naked, arrested A woman spotted running naked down a Gainesville street early Saturday morning led to the arrest of three women on charges of indecent exposure, according to the Gainesville Police Department. The three had been at a party and appeared to be drunk when arrested, said Gainesville police Sgt. Bruce Giles. About 1:08 a.m., officer Stephanie Pridgen saw a 22-year-old woman running without clothes on westbound in the 1100 block of Northwest 5th Avenue, according to an arrest report. Then officers found two other naked women -- ages 21 and 22 -- hiding in the shrubbery in the immediate area, the report stated. Click on the link for the full article

The United States of Beer You asked for it, we delivered. Last week, while many of you were enjoying our map of the United States of Soft Drinks, just as many of you alcoholics were demanding a United States of Beer map instead. And so we hunkered down all weekend, doing the kind of brutal and difficult work that it takes to determine a fitting beer for every last one of our 50 states. Texas, naturally, belongs to Shiner. Our rationale for this? Lone Star and Pearl are now brewed by Pabst (even though they're still brewed in Texas), so they're out. Saint Arnold, Real Ale, Independence, Southern Star and other Texas brews are all wonderful -- each and every one of them -- but none have the reach and recognition that Shiner has on a national scale. Plus, it tastes great with Gulf Coast oysters. That logic applies to most of the other choices on the map, as well. Budweiser? Born in Missouri, known worldwide. Miller? Sorry, Leinenkugel, but it's arguably Wisconsin's biggest invention to date. Yuengling? You're awesome, Victory, but no other beer can compete with Yuengling's longevity. Other states were more difficult to choose beers for, however. Florida? South Dakota? Kentucky? These aren't places that one naturally associates with beer, as the map and our choices demonstrate. We finally settled on Bud Light for Kentucky as it's traditionally the most favored beer in beer cheese, a regional favorite. Florida gets saddled with MGD Light 64 because it's the beer we imagine bikini-clad Miami Beach babes drinking to stay slim. And still other states have frustratingly outdated liquor laws, like Alabama and West Virginia. Those states were penalized by being "awarded" awful, low-ABV brews like Keystone Light and Natural Light, as these are some of the only beers that can lawfully be sold in these pitiful states. Mississippi, however, was rewarded for its persistence in fighting the man with breweries like Lazy Magnolia. Click on the link for a larger image with a more readable full list