Dan T.

Douchebag c0ckatoo

As a young lad, the Philadelphia Eagles' Carson Wentz was a ring bearer at his uncle's wedding:

China's A-1 Sign Company

Maybe swimming's your sport instead, Madison...

Yes he can!!!

Can he?

Come on, Iowa... who are you kidding?

Thank you, Fart Truther.

Arsonist sets own leg on fire. High comedy.

A true head first slide.

Airport surveillance captures gas attack.

School renaming contest

Bad ad placement...

The true believers reading that would have finished their furious masturbation by the third paragraph.

She always did have a good sense of humor...

That's not what they are asking for...

Tracking Tropical Storm Earl

"My brother learned that WalMart will print anything onto a blanket. Here's my birthday gift from him."

Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/drunk-florida-man-tries-to-use-taco-as-id-after-his-car-catches-fire-at-taco-bell-6535056

Mom ordered graduation cake for daughter, asked them to put a cap on her head. Baker misheard the message:

Here is what it looked like just before the cop fired. The guy with the raised arms is the one who got shot. Bizarre police behavior. And criminal.

Did you see former Wizard Etan Thomas' post about Tim Duncan ?: Here is my Tim Duncan story So we're playing the Spurs and I get the ball on the post. I inside pivot and sweep to the middle for my jump hook and he blocks it. So as we are running down the court he says to me "that was a good move but you have to get more into my body so you can either draw the foul or I can't block it". So I didn't know if he was talking noise or what so just kind of looked at him confused and said ok. Then, a few plays later I did it again got more into his body and he couldn't block it. I missed the shot and he looked at me and said much better and kept playing lol. I remember calling my boy Zee Chilton and telling him this story lol Tim Duncan is honestly one of the nicest guys in the NBA and the best power forward ever in NBA history. Respect. http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/washington-wizards/former-wizards-center-etan-thomas-has-best-tim-duncan-story