Art Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 On Mr. Snyder's private airplane Cheerleaders everywhere Pepper Rogers pouring Coladas Some 30,000 feet in the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a private landing strip light The plane landed quickly and came to a sudden stop I thought I was done for the night There he stood on the runway I heard Hail to the Redskins And there standing next to him The Coors Light girls and those twins. Then he said, "Come with me please," And he walked down the runway There was a full trophy case He said, "Let's get some more of these" Welcome to the Hotel Redskins Park Such a lovely place Such a trophy case (background) Such a lovely case Plenty of room at the Hotel Redskins Park. Any time of year You can sign right here (background) You can find it here You can sign right here My mind was Lombardi drifting He's put a Cross Pen in my hands He shows me all his pretty, pretty toys And his 85,000 fans How they sing after touchdowns Braves on the warpath Some song to remember Small contract against the cap. So I called up my agent Please bring me my wife He said We haven't had that visit yet right up I-95 And Mr. Snyder took my cell phone away Let's set you up for the rest of your life And then I heard the fans say Welcome to the Hotel Redskins Park Such a lovely place Such a trophy case (background) Such a lovely case They're livin' it up at the Hotel Redskins Park What a nice surprise Let's go meet the guys (background) Let's go meet the guys Free agents in the lobby Ten or 15 guys And he said We are all just family here How much will this contract buy? And in Mr. Snyder's office They were sat before paperwork They sign it with their gold Cross Pens Because they can't say no to the jerk Last thing I remember I was looking for a little more I had to get that contract up to the amount I had before Relax said Mr. Snyder We know you can't believe You have to sign this contract Because no one ever leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 Weak effort, I know, but it KIND of goes with the song . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romo Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Very nice Art. Just read it with the original in the background. You must have WAY too much time on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 Time, my friend, is of no consequence when the team is on a roll . Of course, my wife went to bed and said, "Is it beginning already?" "It" is the dark time of year for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by Art Time, my friend, is of no consequence when the team is on a roll . Of course, my wife went to bed and said, "Is it beginning already?" "It" is the dark time of year for her. too funny art. i went home on friday all geeked up and pounced on my wife about the news. although she cheers for the skins cuz i do, she just rolled her eyes and said, "that's good, right?". i laughed and said i would have just taken fiorre and thomas and would have been happy. now i can pounce on her again tonight and hopefully she'll be a bit more receptive...:laugh: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 I tried that last night. My wife simply said, "Hail to PMS." And that was it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Brasi Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Art, Excellent job. I sung the whole thing with the tune in my head and it really did fit. Isn't it incredible how the more things change, the more they stay the same. I took my girlfriend to dinner on Sat. night and began the dinner conversation with "Well, I haven't talked about the Redskins in a while, but I think now would be an appropriate time". And this was of course before the Hall signing. Also of note, anyone else notice that the sun hasn't really shined here in DC for the last few weeks until Sunday and now again today? God loves the Redskins too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 In honor of the Danny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanishomelette Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Art, you're on a roll. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 We need to add a verse for Gibbs . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted March 12, 2006 Author Share Posted March 12, 2006 Ok. Someone needs to update this . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Nice. I remember reading this the first time you posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 I hate this song. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter's Better Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 How is this in FedEx field? Doesn't this violate some posting policy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlobberKnockinFootball Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Can we move this to the tailgate section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanishomelette Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Perhaps andyman is mixing..I mean pouring the Coladas instead of Pepper now..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM A REDSKIN FAN Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 IT SUCKS :doh: :banhim: :jk: I like it. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 I hate this song. :mad: HAHAHAHAHA well I guess you would, with the way ur FA has started so far, keep ur head up buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatmeworry Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 I hate the song and I hate the Eagles (band and team) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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