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      Cowboys versus Redskins - now that just sounds correct.
       
      Hello friends, JimmiJo here along with THE Spaceman Spiff. Space is already on the sidelines, yucking it up with the important people. Me? I'm thinking how grateful I am for the 3-car accident on the beltway...
       
      If you cannot get up for this game, there isn't enough viagra made on earth for you. After all; the Redskins are hosting their eternal rival, the Cowboys. Winner will be sitting on top of the division, with a truckload of bragging rights.
       
      What's not to like?
       
      Well, for starters, everybody and their mom is inactive. Chris Thompson Jamison Crowder, Paul Richardson, Quinton Dunbar; all inactive. What a time to have have your top two receivers out. The chatter here in the press box is Washington should do what they can to bring in receivers - to include making a trade with the Raiders for Amari Cooper.
       
      Then there's the question of which Redskins show up? They could come out and light Dallas up. Or, post an anemic effort to suffer another embarrassing lost. Neither would surprise me.
       
      One this is for sure, the distribution in fans is something like 55-45 Redskins. Already an embarrassment. Until you consider this team has done much to earn the lack of support.
       
      Still, you have offer the finger in the middle to those fans who sold their tickets to Dallas fans. What were you thinking?
       
      Back shortly...
       
      Inactives
       
      The Redskins declared the following players as inactive:
      o   No. 10 WR Paul Richardson Jr.
      o   No. 23 CB Quinton Dunbar
      o   No. 25 RB Chris Thompson
      o   No. 30 S Troy Apke
      o   No. 55 C Casey Dunn
      o   No. 74 T Geron Christian Sr.
      o   No. 80 WR Jamison Crowder
       
      The team held a touching tribute to my friend Rich Tandler, who passed this week.
       
      Follow along in-game on Twitter @Skinscast
       
      Half
       
      Did you hear the one about the team that got chance after chance but couldn't score more than a touchdown?
      That's right; they are tied at 7 at the half and completely anemic in the second half.
       
      "Against the run of play" is a term you hear in soccer all the time. It is applicable here. It means the better team is either tied or trailing.
       
      Whoever said football was fair?
       
      Washington needs to find a way to get hot in the second half. The Dallas Cowboys are infinitely beatable today.
       
      JimmiJo
       
      How do you like them apples?
      The Washington Redskins sent them home happy today. Along the way my ulcer started bleeding, I threw up twice, and peed the chair I was sitting in.
      Up by 10 at the two-minute warning, I did not expect to be hoping for a missed field goal to avoid overtime. But there I was, crossing fingers and toes and noticibly relieved when the ball bounced off the upright to seal the win.
      A lot of things had to go right for the Dallas Cowboys to even have a shot at the end. A lot more things went right for Washington.
      The Redskins held Ezekiel Elliot to just 33-yards rushing. They forced two fumbles by Dak Prescott, one of which went for a Redskins' touchdown, and sacked him a total of four times. 
      Ryan Kerrigan had his best day of the season, sacking Prescott twice, one of which caused the fumble for the score. Preston Smith scored the touchdown off of the fumble. Jonathan Allen and and Ryan Anderson each logged a sack. DJ Swearinger hit Prescott square on the ball to cause the other fumble by Prescott.
      And then there was the offense.
      Adrian Peterson defies time and physics in what he can still do on the football field. His ability to change directions instantly, the speed he still posesses, and his ability to play through multiple injuries is astonishing. He ran for 99-yards on 24-carries with a 4.1 yard per carry average. 
      Kapri Bibbs, the other back; added just 13-yards rushing. But as a receiver he caught 4 passes for 43-yards and the first touchdown of the game.
      Josh Doctson reeled in 3-receptions for 43-yards. Jordan Reed added 43-yards on his two catches. Maurice Harris logged 2 for 22-yards.
      Alex Smith had a adequate outting. He went 14/25 for 178 yards and a touchdown for a quarterback rating of 98.1. He was sacked once.
      His obvious miss of Jeremy Sprinkle running free in the end zone is almost cause for termination. Connect on that throw and the game is much more comfortable at the end. 
      The real stars of this show were the fat guys in the trenches. The offensive line that opened highway lane-wide holes for Peterson to run through, and the defensive line that wreaked such havok all game. 
       
      But we have to thank Dallas as well for things like an illegal snap to back the field goal unit up at the end. The holding call that negated the big gain one play before the sack/fumble/score was huge. They seemed to find ways to beat themselves.
       
      Despite the above, Dallas was right there until last miss that struck the goalpost. The win was entirely too close for comfort.
       
      But now that's it's over, I sure am enjoying the win.
       
      The Redskins sit alone at the top of the division after 6-weeks. They travel to New York next week where they can continue to help themselves with a win.
       
      But just because New York currently resides in the toilet does not mean they intend to roll-over and play dead. Washington will have their hands full if they don't get more production out of the offense.
       
      That's next week though. For now, I am intent on  enjoying an excellent victory. Against the Dallas Cowboys.
       
      What's not to like?
       
      Talk soon!

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Art

Hotel Redskins Park.

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On Mr. Snyder's private airplane

Cheerleaders everywhere

Pepper Rogers pouring Coladas

Some 30,000 feet in the air

Up ahead in the distance

I saw a private landing strip light

The plane landed quickly and came to a sudden stop

I thought I was done for the night

There he stood on the runway

I heard Hail to the Redskins

And there standing next to him

The Coors Light girls and those twins.

Then he said, "Come with me please,"

And he walked down the runway

There was a full trophy case

He said, "Let's get some more of these"

Welcome to the Hotel Redskins Park

Such a lovely place

Such a trophy case (background)

Such a lovely case

Plenty of room at the Hotel Redskins Park.

Any time of year

You can sign right here (background)

You can find it here

You can sign right here

My mind was Lombardi drifting

He's put a Cross Pen in my hands

He shows me all his pretty, pretty toys

And his 85,000 fans

How they sing after touchdowns

Braves on the warpath

Some song to remember

Small contract against the cap.

So I called up my agent

Please bring me my wife

He said

We haven't had that visit yet right up I-95

And Mr. Snyder took my cell phone away

Let's set you up for the rest of your life

And then I heard the fans say

Welcome to the Hotel Redskins Park

Such a lovely place

Such a trophy case (background)

Such a lovely case

They're livin' it up at the Hotel Redskins Park

What a nice surprise

Let's go meet the guys (background)

Let's go meet the guys

Free agents in the lobby

Ten or 15 guys

And he said

We are all just family here

How much will this contract buy?

And in Mr. Snyder's office

They were sat before paperwork

They sign it with their gold Cross Pens

Because they can't say no to the jerk

Last thing I remember

I was looking for a little more

I had to get that contract up to the amount I had before

Relax said Mr. Snyder

We know you can't believe

You have to sign this contract

Because no one ever leaves.

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Very nice Art. Just read it with the original in the background. You must have WAY too much time on your hands.

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Time, my friend, is of no consequence when the team is on a roll :). Of course, my wife went to bed and said, "Is it beginning already?" "It" is the dark time of year for her.

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Originally posted by Art

Time, my friend, is of no consequence when the team is on a roll :). Of course, my wife went to bed and said, "Is it beginning already?" "It" is the dark time of year for her.

too funny art. i went home on friday all geeked up and pounced on my wife about the news. although she cheers for the skins cuz i do, she just rolled her eyes and said, "that's good, right?". i laughed and said i would have just taken fiorre and thomas and would have been happy.

now i can pounce on her again tonight and hopefully she'll be a bit more receptive...:laugh: :cool: :D

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I tried that last night. My wife simply said, "Hail to PMS." And that was it :).

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Art,

Excellent job. I sung the whole thing with the tune in my head and it really did fit. Isn't it incredible how the more things change, the more they stay the same. I took my girlfriend to dinner on Sat. night and began the dinner conversation with "Well, I haven't talked about the Redskins in a while, but I think now would be an appropriate time". And this was of course before the Hall signing.

Also of note, anyone else notice that the sun hasn't really shined here in DC for the last few weeks until Sunday and now again today? God loves the Redskins too.

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Nice. I remember reading this the first time you posted it. :)

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I hate this song. :mad:

HAHAHAHAHA well I guess you would, with the way ur FA has started so far, keep ur head up buddy

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