dfitzo53

"kept fetuses in her home" is not a phrase that should ever have to see print.

"I hold my wife in such high regard I'm wearing a polo shirt, khakis and a braided belt on her special day." Edited to add, because I can't help myself: I literally wore a nicer outfit to interview for my first job at Blockbuster when I was a clueless 16 year old kid.

Glad to hear it!

Oh man, I'm so sorry. We were in this position with our cat Marcus during the pandemic. I think that would have made our kids about the same ages too. If you ever want to talk, let me know.

If lab-grown meat were decent tasting, environmentally friendly and inexpensive, I'd be all over it. Doesn't sound much different than something like farming mushrooms when you think about it.

Bold of you to assume she had one to begin with.

Been pooping during your diaper change again?

I hear what you're saying, but also some people are full of **** and need to be called out as such. Edit: Just to be clear, I'm not talking about anybody in here.

Yeah that's a poorly written question.

That is the joke, yes.

Oh I see, the place specializes in souffles and some of them have ingredients that contain gluten. Sorry I didn't catch that at first.

I'm sure there's plenty of truth in that, but I think it glosses over the general Christian understanding that women are basically problem causers. It amazes me that any woman stands up and defends that worldview, and doubly so when they are (at least on paper) educated.

Not really any need for gluten in a souffle or compote. In fact it would be a little weird if you added flour.