Riggo-toni Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton? Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read. Clinton: Over 3 hours to read. Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and Subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullsh!t artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 :laugh: Nice comparison. Watch the movie, buy Clinton's book. But that's just my opinion. surrenders to icy death... nice one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 WOW, thats pretty funny... its got some gasping comments... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman56 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Go with Clinton. No matter how much you hate him, nothing is worse than Celine Dion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaFunky1 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by Hitman56 Go with Clinton. No matter how much you hate him, nothing is worse than Celine Dion. Apparently you have never heard Yoko Ono sing... ewwwww... Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Dave Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Read Call of the Wild or Where the Red Fern Grows. Better books IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Riggo, That was a great analogy! :respect: :laugh: Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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