Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 WASHINGTON REDSKINS 2004 SCHEDULE Sept. 5 Penn Hills High School 12 Cub Scout Pack 109 19 Pittsburgh Blind Academy 26 Spanish American War Vets Oct. 3 Crippled Children’s Home 10 Carnegie Culinary Arts Academy 17 Monroeville AIDS and VD clinic #1 24 Beaver Falls Junior High 31 Bye Week Nov. 7 Girl Scout Troop 3453 14 Mount Lebanon Seniors Bridge Club 21 ICM School of Business Choir 28 Korean War Veteran Amputees Dec. 5 Associated MasterPlumbers 12 Clarissa School of Fashion & Design 19 Barbizon School of Modeling Special – Monday Night Game Dec. 26 Washington City Prison Gays Rule Changes from Last year: When playing the Girl Scouts, Redskins must not eat their cookies. When playing the Blind Academy, Redskins are not allowed to hide football under Jersey. When playing the Korean War Vet. Amputees, Redskins must not file protest about players with one leg being harder to tackle. Rules from last year that stay the same: Touchdown is still worth 21 points. The Redskins will be allowed 27 people on the field at all times. The Redskins will be allowed 20 time outs per half. The Redskins will be awarded a 1st down with a every 3 yard gain Name Changes: The Redskins name will be changed to the Washington Tampons, as they are only good for one period and do not have a second string. Thought you guys would enjoy this one............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Oh, what's the matter Edgar Allen Poe fan? Worried your going to lose to us again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Dazzling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Thats was pretty lame dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Johnny 'Luscious' Punani Oh, what's the matter Edgar Allen Poe fan? Worried your going to lose to us again? Please, I'm not worried at all, trust me. Relax its just a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 So, I guess we will be playing your team on Dec 26... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Jokes are supposed to be funny Ravenboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsRback04 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Ravens777 Please, I'm not worried at all, trust me. Relax its just a joke Actually that game should be very smashmouth. I'm looking forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Johnny 'Luscious' Punani So, I guess we will be playing your team on Dec 26... Good one, the Ravens are full jail birds, I agree....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Ravens777 Good one, the Ravens are full jail birds, I agree....... I have no doubt Jamal Lewis will play in that game... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by geezings81 Jokes are supposed to be funny Ravenboy. I just thought you would find it funny. This schedule comes out on the joke list every year and to be honest I think every team in the leauge has been on it, including the Ravens. I would laugh no matter the team. I thought it was a good joke that you guys could pass on to your friends and replace the team name with the team they like..... thats it, nothing more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Give the guy some credit. If he had replaced "Redskins" with "Cowboys," there would have been 78 posts with :laugh: or :rotflmao:. Poor form, but creative joke. I'll give you your props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Joe Gibbs is back in town and NOBODY shall get away with dissing the Redskins. I plan on getting kicked out of a few games this year, possibly go to jail knowing how people run their mouth. I don't think we should take it anymore. :hammer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by geezings81 Joe Gibbs is back in town and NOBODY shall get away with dissing the Redskins. I plan on getting kicked out of a few games this year, possibly go to jail knowing how people run their mouth. I don't think we should take it anymore. :hammer: wow dude calm down.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJasMD Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Ravens777 I didn't know we were going against the Ravens on Dec 26., I thought we had Dallas that night. Everyone knows that Baltimore Ravens are a bunch of jail birds, even TO wanted nothing to do with you. Don't draft anyone with the last name Lewis, you don't need any more criminals you already have a drug dealer and someone associated with a murder. Originally posted by Ravens777 WASHINGTON REDSKINS 2004 SCHEDULE Sept. 5 Penn Hills High School 12 Cub Scout Pack 109 19 Pittsburgh Blind Academy 26 Spanish American War Vets Oct. 3 Crippled Children’s Home 10 Carnegie Culinary Arts Academy 17 Monroeville AIDS and VD clinic #1 24 Beaver Falls Junior High 31 Bye Week Nov. 7 Girl Scout Troop 3453 14 Mount Lebanon Seniors Bridge Club 21 ICM School of Business Choir 28 Korean War Veteran Amputees Dec. 5 Associated MasterPlumbers 12 Clarissa School of Fashion & Design 19 Barbizon School of Modeling Special – Monday Night Game Dec. 26 Washington City Prison Gays Rule Changes from Last year: When playing the Girl Scouts, Redskins must not eat their cookies. When playing the Blind Academy, Redskins are not allowed to hide football under Jersey. When playing the Korean War Vet. Amputees, Redskins must not file protest about players with one leg being harder to tackle. Rules from last year that stay the same: Touchdown is still worth 21 points. The Redskins will be allowed 27 people on the field at all times. The Redskins will be allowed 20 time outs per half. The Redskins will be awarded a 1st down with a every 3 yard gain Name Changes: The Redskins name will be changed to the Washington Tampons, as they are only good for one period and do not have a second string. Thought you guys would enjoy this one............ :ravensuck :dallasuck :eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by geezings81 Joe Gibbs is back in town and NOBODY shall get away with dissing the Redskins. I plan on getting kicked out of a few games this year, possibly go to jail knowing how people run their mouth. I don't think we should take it anymore. :hammer: OMG.... relax dude. Stare at a fish bowl or something. As far as getting in trouble over some other fan and how he feels, thats nuts. If you pay your money to get in you should be able to root for who ever you want and that applies to every team. If the Redskins come to Baltimore sometime and Redskins were kicking our butt and there were redskin fans screaming in the stands it would not bother me..........relax!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Ravens777 OMG.... relax dude. Stare at a fish bowl or something. As far as getting in trouble over some other fan and how he feels, thats nuts. If you pay your money to get in you should be able to root for who ever you want and that applies to every team. If the Redskins come to Baltimore sometime and Redskins were kicking our butt and there were redskin fans screaming in the stands it would not bother me..........relax!! Don't tell me to relax. It's built up over the years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsNation Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Hopefully they will grant Jamal "Da Kingpin" Lewis permission to play in that Sunday Night Game... Im sure armed prison guards will be w/him but atleast he'll be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by geezings81 Don't tell me to relax. It's built up over the years... Look around, your own fellow Redskin brothers are tell you to relax. Honest is it really worth it? I am certain you do not speak for 99.9 Redskin fans. Good luck, go check on your meds, I think they may be ready.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Ravens777 Please, I'm not worried at all, trust me. Relax its just a joke you have no qb, no wr, and your rb is going to jail, can't wait till we beat you guys again at home honestly it should be a very good game, i do find it odd we have yet to play you in bmore yet though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by jbooma you have no qb, no wr, and your rb is going to jail, can't wait till we beat you guys again at home honestly it should be a very good game, i do find it odd we have yet to play you in bmore yet though This post was not intended to spark a war on which team is better, it was a joke to everyone so they could pass it to their friends. As far as what the Redskins & Ravens have in terms of players and who will beat who. All I have to say you are correct we dont have a qb or wr and we still made the playoff, did your team? As far as the rb issue, I assure RL got off his charge, I am sure JL will beat this trupmed up drug charge. By the way before you fire back with the Ravens being a bunch of Jail birds I agree!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section 130 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Yeah, don't worry. We will see you on Oct. 10 HON! :ravensuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezings81 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Ravens777 Look around, your own fellow Redskin brothers are tell you to relax. Honest is it really worth it? I am certain you do not speak for 99.9 Redskin fans. Good luck, go check on your meds, I think they may be ready.......... Whats ready is me putting my foot where your head is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens777 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by geezings81 Whats ready is me putting my foot where your head is. I normally stay around to back up or debate my facts or just have plan old joking fun but in this case I have to terminate this conversation because it’s pointless. Have a nice day Mr. Gee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by jbooma i do find it odd we have yet to play you in bmore yet though jbooma, Please do not feed the Balti-moron conspiracy theorists. Examples: "Tags and the rest of the NFL hate us. Jack Kent Cooke blocked our team. Cleveland got a team right away. Baltimore is not on MNF enough. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia." There simply is not enough cheese for all the whine in Bawl'mer. :ravensuck :ravensuck :ravensuck :ravensuck :ravensuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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