@DCGoldPants Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 So, I just got off my suicide watch and decided to staff the Skins with us from this site. Here we go....feel free to change it up if you like. Owner- Blade GM- OM Cap Specialist- Budha Team VP- Art Asst GM- Me (Bufford) Redman- Quarterbacks Codeorama- Defensive Assistant/Special Teams Cranky Todd- Defensive Backs Bubba- Assistant Defensive Line Kilmer- Outside Linebackers Henry- Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach Bulldog- Defensive Coordinator Brave- Offensive Assistant/Quality Control Skins24- Head Strength Coach Phat Hog- Offensive Line Blondie- Tight Ends Canadian Hog- Assistant Offensive Line Inmate- Offensive Coordinator Ancalagon- Defensive Line NoCalMike- Assistant Defensive Backs SlinginSammy- Head Conditioning Coach NavyDave- Head Coach Dr. D- Wide Receivers Jbooma- RB coach Ok, that killed 10 min. Mike Stock Special Teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 As assistant coach of special teams, I will implement a new exciting style of play that will inspire fans and foes alike... Each kick off will dazzle and amaze.... Punts will hang for longer more exciting periods of time... Extra points will facinate... Lets start this new era off with a bang...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 Oh yeah. "Bang" is our PR guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 I was thinking ASF for OL coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Smoot before Skins24: 5'11 174lbs 4.40 speed Smoot after Skins24: 6'1 220 lbs 2% body fat 4.20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 I didn't see my name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Hmm.... shouldn't Buddha be our cap specialist? As far as my appointment to the position of defensive backs coach, you've made a wise choice, my friend. On a journey to Tibet, I learned several techniques with which one can project a telepathic force field of sorts, surrounding an individual and radiating out with great strength for several feet. I plan to teach these techniques to our DBs, and then implement pure bump and run coverage, whereby the bumping will take place all the way down the field, yet be undetectable to the eyes of the referees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 ok, ok. Budha is doing the cap. Art is the team VP and Jbooma is RB's coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 TIGHT ENDS!!!!!!!!! :applause: :applause: :jump: :jump: :jump: I will do my best to serve my team!! My motto will be......... "Show me your tight end." ;) Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Originally posted by La muerte de Bufford ok, ok. Budha is doing the cap. Art is the team VP and Jbooma is RB's coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 As GM, my one and only mission will be to convince Blade that we need to do what this team has seemingly forgotten; to consult exhaustively with NFL People In The Know, and then hire a qualified GM to a long-term contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlskinsfan Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 i want to be the guy who squeezes the water into their mouths during timeouts and on the sidelines....when they are playing bad i will pee in the bottles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Can I be the "ass back" coach? You know, the coach that stands on the sidelines yelling at the players to stay off the field? Or how about the coach that gets to throw the red flag for a challenge? That sounds like alot of fun, I mean, I'd get it right too... The real one almost screwed up against the Cowpukes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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