GhostofSparta Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 [URL]http://www.cracked.com/funny-5031-jamarcus-russell/[/URL] JaMarcus Russell until recently was a quarterback for the Oakland Raiders and may literally be one of the biggest NFL draft busts of all time.[URL="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.cracked.com/funny-5031-jamarcus-russell/&title=JaMarcus+Russell+%7C+Cracked.com"][/URL][URL="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://www.cracked.com/funny-5031-jamarcus-russell/&title=JaMarcus+Russell+%7C+Cracked.com"][/URL][URL="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://www.cracked.com/funny-5031-jamarcus-russell/&title=JaMarcus+Russell+%7C+Cracked.com"][/URL][URL="http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/farkit.pl?u=http://www.cracked.com/funny-5031-jamarcus-russell/&h=JaMarcus+Russell+%7C+Cracked.com"][/URL][URL="http://twitter.com/home?status=Currently reading http://www.cracked.com/funny-5031-jamarcus-russell/"][/URL] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/jamarcus_russell_highlights.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/jamarcus_russell.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/jamarcus_pie.jpg[/IMG] [B]Just The Facts[/B] [LIST=1] [*]Before being released, rumors were that Russell arrived at training camp weighing 300 pounds, far above the 255 he weighed in his prime. 3 years ago. [*]When Jamarcus Russell sits around the mansion he bought with his $31 million guaranteed from the Raiders, he literally sits around the mansion he bought with his $31 million. [*]When JaMarcus Russell steps back from the snap, he goes "beep beep beep". [*]JaMarcus Russell is so fat that his offensive linemen don't exactly form a pocket around him so much as gravitationally fall into orbit. [/LIST] More hiliarity at the link, including, of course, shots at Al Davis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 lol........Man this guy!!!!.....This guy is going to be homeless in 2-4 years. Dumass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anar-k21 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 if only he had a shred of ambition...he could be great...im from louisiana...i watched him for every LSU game!!! he had so much drive there...why is that gone???? if he tried at all he could blow everyone away......but he dosent care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanders 83 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I would not mind him getting picked up by the skins at all... If he had any disicpline and had a couple of years to learn under McNabb he could actually be turned around... Desire can be fixed just ask Mike Williams... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I would not mind him getting picked up by the skins at all... If he had any disicpline and had a couple of years to learn under McNabb he could actually be turned around... Desire can be fixed just ask Mike Williams... Desire can't be fixed by anyone but Jamarcus. No point in any team taking a chance on him until after the 2010 season at the earliest. If he's managed to get in decent shape by then and is willing to accept a small, incentive-based deal then you take a chance on him. Not now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 if only he had a shred of ambition...he could be great...im from louisiana...i watched him for every LSU game!!! he had so much drive there...why is that gone???? It's called getting paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 there was this calculater that said i would take 230 years to make what JM did wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibarramedia Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 He is a leading candidate for all time bust if not already..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 He is a leading candidate for all time bust if not already..... He is the biggest bust no pun intended. There might be an argument for teh guy that the colts picked up in 1992 but his was injuries not performance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 He is the biggest bust no pun intended. There might be an argument for teh guy that the colts picked up in 1992 but his was injuries not performance Steven Entman? I don't even see why he would be in the discussion. Plenty of #1s never panned out and I don't think the expecations for him were any higher than any other #1 pick. Its not like he won the Heisman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercuryrising Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Steven Entman? I don't even see why he would be in the discussion. Plenty of #1s never panned out and I don't think the expecations for him were any higher than any other #1 pick. Its not like he won the Heisman. I think Entman only wieghed around 270.... not bigger than Russell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allskins Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Seeing the summary of Jamarcus Russell's career makes me think he planned this the whole time he was in college. He just wanted a payday that would set him for life. Think about it, 31.5 million guaranteed with out ever taking one snap. I could live off of 31.5 million without ever working another day in my life. He got his money, that's all he wanted, not interested in football. What a fool. The way he spends his money, it will never last and he will be broke before too long and on the street like MC Hammer. What a waste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 On the other hand he did get drafted by the "Black Hole". In recent years i can't think of anyone who has done well there. Not any offensive player, anyway. Randy Moss stunk there, as did Dominic Rhodes. But both of those players have played well at other franchises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Smith Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Tony Mandarich ended up falling flat like Russell, but later had a Big-Mike-Williams-style recovery, at least to the point where he became a serviceable NFL starter for the Colts. Who knows, maybe some team will take a flyer on him and make him a redemption project. Or, not. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibarramedia Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Steven Entman? I don't even see why he would be in the discussion. Plenty of #1s never panned out and I don't think the expecations for him were any higher than any other #1 pick. Its not like he won the Heisman. Interesting trivia nugget for you guys. Steve Emptman was a one time Redskin after he left the Colts. I think he was with us in the '98 season along with Ki Janna carter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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