Henry Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 The ball is snapped. Pennington drops back ... waits. Fires it over the middle and hits Chrebet in the end-zone. Wayne raises his arms but the back judge points at the back line of the end zone and signals incomplete pass. Chrebet's second foot was on the line. 2nd and 10. (you don't think I'm gonna do ALL the Jet's scores, do ya? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaping lizzy Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Screen pass to Martin, he catches the ball and starts upfield only to see Lavar, next thing he remembers is seeing Gain of 8. 3rd and 2 from the 19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Pennington hits Conway at the five, he tries to get out of bounds and Champ whips him around and throws him like a rag doll to the turf ... inbounds. First and goal. Tick ..tick ..tick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Pennington drops back looks for chrebet in the corner of the endzone. BAM he gets blindsided from te left by Lavar. The ball pops out FUMBLE!!! Bruce tries to dive on it but slides to a miss, Big Daddy Wilkinson is there at the right time picks it up and runs for 4 yards before he is taken down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 :cool: This thread still lives. Okay.... let's see here. Uh oh. sigh. Wouldn't be a Redskins game without the zebras having lunch and a discussion about the previous play. :doh: Fumble or not? The refs are still talking about it. Ref comes out and turns on the mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 The ref sings four bars of "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" while dancing like a vamp on the 30 yard line. After 2 full minutes it becomes clear the ref has snapped, and is escorted from the field by large wite-coated orderlies. First down, Redskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Betts up the gut for 5. 7:00 to go and counting ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankbones Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 2nd and 5 Hand-off to Rock to the left side gain of 2 3rd and 2 6:20 left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Ramsey stumbles as he pulls back from center, and, in his worst decision of the night, tries to jam the handoff into Betts’s gut anyway. Ladell never finds the handle before two Jets meet him at the same time and one – its unclear which one – strips it away. The ball takes a Jet bounce right into Cowart’s arms, and he waltzes into the end zone with the ball held high. As he crosses the goal line a Redskin lunges in a futile effort to swat the ball from his hands. The crowd reacts when it realizes that, amazingly, that Redskin is Pat Ramsey. But the damage is already done, even though the Jets new kicker Brien quickly shanks the extra point. The crowd stirs a bit, and the early celebrations settle down. But the fans are still in a pretty good mood. No worries, they think, this isn’t Norv’s football team any more. Still, most of them sneak a quick glance at the scoreboard for reassurance. 28-13 Redskins, 5:42 left in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaping lizzy Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Hand-off to Betts this time straight up the middle. Gain of 3. 1st and 10 from the 14. Tick tick tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Suddenly, all the Jets players run onto the field. After minutes of cinfusion it becomes apparent that once again the PG county police department has discharged mace on the vistors sidelines, this time because one of them saw a bug. "It was a pretty big bug," says a bystander. Within minutes the PG County police Dept. releases a form letter statement to the Post The Prince George's County Police Dept. regrets their recent use of mace on Sep 4, 2003 . the use of force was warranted because of Immediate threat to the officer by the suspect, misc. insect Thank you, Chief of Police Field clear, 2nd down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 The cameras zoom in on a close-up of Spurrier as he picks his nose and flicks a buger towards the Jets' sideline. They then replay it over and over agian in slow motion as Madden comments on Spurrier's technique. Kickoff to Morton, he takes it to the 38 before the kicker tackles him. Unfortunately, the kicker (whoever he may be) is down. The trainers come out and cart him off the field. 1st and 10 Redskins, 5:25 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Draw to Trung right up the gut, its good for 7 yards 2nd and 3 on the 45 Tick...tick....tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 John Madden then calls on the new ABC sideline reporter who is............................. None other than John Riggins, but wait he is not alone, he is surrounded by some hot cheerleaders. John asks John, how is it down there on the sidelines, Riggins replys, "Well I don't really know, you see I left my beer in the bathroom and one of my lovely friends here helped me get another, but as soon as i think of something important I will get back to you" Madden is shocked then screams, "BOOM, ZIP, BAM, you go down the steet, hit the corner and you are at Ace the hardware store" Al has to let Madden know, they taped the commercial earlier. Back to the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 :laugh: Betts up the middle for 8. The Jets' D seems to be wearing down. 1st and 10 at the 47. 4:00 to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Ramsey under center, Betts behind him. Coles on one side of the field with Gardner and Jacobs split left. There is the snap, Ramsey drops back, fakes the handoff to Betts, Pitches it to Jacobs for a LATERAL as he runs towards the sidelines, he throws the ball (was qb in hs) downfield to a wide open COLES, who walks in for the TD TOUCHDOWN WASHINGTON REDSKINS 35-13 Sonny drops the JD trying to light another cigar Says, or slurs, now that is how you go for the juggler On Xtreme, Flowtrain starts the eating crowe thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Throughout the stadium, gallons of beer are spilled as the crowd erupts in joy. Total strangers high-five each other. The monitor pans over a sea of delirium, thousands of laughing, screaming maniacs. The Big Jack rocks in a thunderous, mocking cheer, J-E-T-S Jets Jets JETS! which soon gives way to HTTR. The only downer is that, since it’s the fourth quarter, those beers can’t be replaced. Gotta wait for the parking lot afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 John Hall kicks it off and it goes well beyond the end zone, touchback. Jets on the 20 yard line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rg2k4 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Penington handsoff to MARTIN who goes up the gut and cuts back out towards the right sideline...... it is a footrace but no one catches him TOUCHDOWN JETS NO FLAG!!! It is almost a game again. Score: Skins 35-Jets 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Originally posted by rg2k4 Penington handsoff to MARTIN who goes up the gut and cuts back out towards the right sideline...... it is a footrace but no one catches him TOUCHDOWN JETS NO FLAG!!! It is almost a game again. Score: Skins 35-Jets 21 How do you go from 13 to 21? You didn't mention the 2 point conversion, hehehahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 It must have the quick score thing. Stunned the crowd and all. Speaking of which. In Fed Ex: * On Extreme: !@#$#%$#%@$ $@#%@#$@% @#$%@$#%$ Back on the field. The refs, having picked up the headset on the 48 yard line, the clipboard on the 50, and the visor around 12, whistle the teams to action on the kickoff. Morton recieves the ball on the 2 and heads up field. He cuts right and finds a lane. There's an intake of breath as he finds it and accelerates past the 30 when he is brought down by a shoelace at the 35. 1st and 10 with 4:35 left in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Betts up the middle for 5. 2nd and 5 at the 40. 3:50 left. tick ... tick ... tick ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin56 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Ramsey settles in under center. Scans the field left to see Coles split wide.......... he scans right and sees Gardner. Ramsey sees that the safeties are cheating up toward the line of scrimmage. He quickly barks out an audible "YELLOW 19" "YELLOW 19". The play clock dwindles down to 6.................. Coles comes in motion and the CB follows. The ball is snapped and Candidate rushes toward the line of scrimmage and fakes a hand off with Ramsey in a play action pass. Ramsey looks toward Coles who is running a seam pattern, but the CB is in his hip pocket with the FS collapsing from behind. Ramsy looks left to see Candidate wide open in the flat. He throws of his back foot..................... Candidate catches the ball at the 42. There is not a Jet defender within 10 yards. He accelerates heading for the left hash mark......... 45............50........45.......40 but he's brought down from behind at the Jets 38 yard line. 1st and 10 Washington Redskins at the Jets 38 with 2:58 left in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Sam remarks "yellow 19" is his favorite order when he goes to the massage parlor. Sonny burps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.