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OMG.

Has anyone heard about this? www.tomcruise.com

Tom Cruise has been making movies for 25 years now, so he's decided to throw himself a 25th anniversary party or something.

The site opens with a letter from Tom to his fans. Surprisingly it doesn't say anything about praying to alien gods while keeping Katie Holmes in a cage and poking her with a stick.

Be sure to click the top link for the video for the most self indulgent, egotistic display of bull**** you'll see in a long time. It's a few minutes of Cruise clips from his various movies. The opening music is that cliche piece who's title escapes me right now, but you'll know it when you hear it.

I didn't hate Tom Cruise before this. I made fun of his Scientology, but I didn't actually hate him.

Well the tides have changed. I now officially hate you, Tom Cruise.

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