NEPatriots Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 It seems like the defenders have conceded, They're running up the score on the sisters of the poor, And every week we see this scene repeated, The peaceful pocket passing Tom enjoys, Thanks to 5 Caucasian country boys, Always helps them win but it's all because of him, Cause without him Randy Moss would lose his poise, Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee, Leave him lying on the ground just uttering "Why Me?", They can't touch him on the field without a certain penalty, But they could whack him in the parking lot and get away scot-free, Cause the cops would be suspecting it was Bridget Moynahan, Just a woman scorned beating up her two time cheating man, Leaving Brady rehabilitating torn up ACL's, Leaving Belichick sending in his plays to Matt Cassell, So where's Kimo Von Oelhoffen when you need him, Or other famous hitmen who precede him, One tackle by LT could alter history, By allowing some team somewhere to beat him, Tom Brady wouldn't go for Tonya Harding, But she knows a way to keep this stud from starting, One phone call to her men could make it awfully hard to win, It's the only way the Pats will be departing, Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee, And maybe Nancy Kerrigan could offer sympathy, It's a win-win situation for all the NFL, And Tom Brady who would get to spend more time with Gisele, The second suspect questioned would be a living member, Of the '72 Dolphins getting nervous in November, Cause the only way they'll celebrate this year I say it truly, Is if someone gets the nerve to Go Gillooly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naVZyTXOqes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin11 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 haha, i love this guy. This one is better.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EU1O-hGxgg&feature=related The one you listed blew. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zpNw2-RGKM.. Best song ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertGoulet Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Question: How many opposing team's boards have you joined in the last 2 months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEPatriots Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Question: How many opposing team's boards have you joined in the last 2 months? One. Im a member of Bills, Jets, Dolphins, Colts and here. Aswell as our board of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertGoulet Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 One.Im a member of Bills, Jets, Dolphins, Colts and here. Aswell as our board of course. Follow up question: Why here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEPatriots Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Follow up question: Why here? I came here after we ran up the score on you guys to see what was being said and i found this board pretty funny :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I would have loved to agree, but then I saw you were basking in your teams glory before they finished the journey. Come back in a couple weeks and I'll gladly give them their due undefeated credit. But until then, nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEPatriots Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 I would have loved to agree, but then I saw you were basking in your teams glory before they finished the journey.Come back in a couple weeks and I'll gladly give them their due undefeated credit. But until then, nope. Sisters of the poor includes the Redskins i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertGoulet Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I came here after we ran up the score on you guys to see what was being said and i found this board pretty funny :laugh: Fair enough. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Sisters of the poor includes the Redskins i guess With all the hype and expectation your team is getting, would an unexpected loss make yourselves 'sisters of the poor' as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEPatriots Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 With all the hype and expectation your team is getting, would an unexpected loss make yourselves 'sisters of the poor' as well? Only if its to the Jets or Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Only if its to the Jets or Fish Oh, but wouldn't it be just like the NFL for something like this to happen? Deja Vu a la the 85 Bears? Undefeated team falls to an abysmal Miami team. I'd be at least a little concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEPatriots Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Oh, but wouldn't it be just like the NFL for something like this to happen? Deja Vu a la the 85 Bears? Undefeated team falls to an abysmal Miami team.I'd be at least a little concerned. People keep saying that but that team they have flat out sucks more than any team i have ever seen, we were throwing up jump balls to Moss in triple coverage against them earlier in the season and he was coming down with them for TD's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 People keep saying that but that team they have flat out sucks more than any team i have ever seen, we were throwing up jump balls to Moss in triple coverage against them earlier in the season and he was coming down with them for TD's Oh, they're absolutely the most terrible team I've ever seen. At the same time, we've all seen stranger things happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Oh, but wouldn't it be just like the NFL for something like this to happen? Deja Vu a la the 85 Bears? Undefeated team falls to an abysmal Miami team. Um, the 85 Dolphins were 12-4...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UVASKINSFAN Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I came here after we ran up the score on you guys to see what was being said and i found this board pretty funny :laugh: Rant in 5 4 3 2 1....... God I hate the Cowboys but when they whip ur teams ass in the Super Bowl ill remember your song. The Pats are the luckiest team I have ever seen. On top of it the Pats are cheaters. I cant root for the Pats vs anyone. I liked Tom Brady and was happy he won his first Super Bowl but then he got all ****y likes he special. He runs a system offense. Dont get me wrong the Pats have a good team but there character flaws are like the Cowboys when they went on cocaine runners in the 90s. I love how Rodney Harrison last week was talkin smack to Billick when he doesnt realize that he took roids and is a cheap shot artist. I really do hate the Cowboys but at least Romo sits to pee enjoys the game and doesnt complain like a ***** and cuss when he throws an incomplete pass up by 40+ in the 4th Quarter to pad his stats to cover up a cheating scandal of the ages. Ok. Now im tired from ranting and pissed, time to get a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSkins Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Follow up question: Why here? He is scouting the fan comments of the most likely NFC champions if the Pats are lucky enough to get to Phoenix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Um, the 85 Dolphins were 12-4...... Damn. My Dolphin fan roomate is a bold-faced liar. I apologize for my ill informed statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagleskins Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Tom Brady can throw the ball better with his left hand than Campbell can his right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Tom Brady can throw the ball better with his left hand than Campbell can his right. Hm. If 'better' is defined as 15 yards whilst looking like a T-Rex, then yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobra860 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 The Dolphins have a TERRIBLE offense. Their running back is the only person who can produce, their receivers are below average (their only worthwhile receiver Chambers was given to the already talented Chargers) and their quarterback is bad too. Their best defensive players are all close to the ends of their careers (Porter, Thomas, Taylor) and can't carry the team. The Dolphins might beat the Ravens but it probably won't happen. The Dolphins won't beat the Patriots. The Steelers had their chance to do it but they couldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romo the Great Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 The Colts and the Cowboys are head and shoulders above the Patriots. They're not getting past those two teams. I am rooting for the Patriots to go undefeated in the regular season so I can laugh when they choke in the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEPatriots Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 The Colts and the Cowboys are head and shoulders above the Patriots.They're not getting past those two teams. I am rooting for the Patriots to go undefeated in the regular season so I can laugh when they choke in the playoffs. Except the Patriots beat both of those teams on the road We beat you by 21 points, you would be lucky to have 10 wins in the AFC, the Cowboys are just another novice NFC team waiting to be humiliated at the Superbowl. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobra860 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 The Colts and the Cowboys are head and shoulders above the Patriots.They're not getting past those two teams. I am rooting for the Patriots to go undefeated in the regular season so I can laugh when they choke in the playoffs. What? The Patriots have a significantly better offense than the Cowboys and the Colts (without Harrison). The Patriots also have a better defense than the Cowboys. I'm hoping that the Patriots choke in the playoffs but I don't see it happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfriedspam Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Oh, they're absolutely the most terrible team I've ever seen. At the same time, we've all seen stranger things happen. A game in 1989 comes to mind... :laugh: Trying to remember, didn't the skins go on to the SB that year, even though they provided the sole win for the cowboys that season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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