skins fan1010 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Saw Bill Simmons wrote a column making fun of Gibbs and thought we could use some extremeskins creativity to respond here: The Official Sportswriter not worth his weight in salt checklist: Has fewer than 100 readers (check) Thinks Tom Brady is really, really cute (check) Wears Patriots pajamas (check) Wears Patriots underwear with a backflap if he thinks he'll run into Tom Brady (check) Was a Cowboys fan in the early 90s, Packers fan in the mid 90s, Pats fan ever since (check) Can't tell the difference between a Lombardi and a Lamborghini (check) Keep it going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chow184 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 can't tell the difference between a man or a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21 coming to Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Feels all tingly whenever Tom Brady double pumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSHRedskins3ATLBraves3 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Who is Bill Simmons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrupt3d Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Somehow gets his wife on ESPN's payroll to write about the Bachelor and the Bachelorette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Say what you will about his opinions, but Bill Simmons has hundreds of thousands of weekly readers and I believe has been a Pats fan since birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsn24 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Dude Bill Simmons is the best writer out there. He is one of the only espn guys i will ever read/listen to. He is hilarious. What he wrote was funny and not attacking. Let it be, enjoy comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSHRedskins3ATLBraves3 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 This guy is Bill Simmons? Just saw this on google and I've seen him before. I didn't know his name though. I don't read his work (probably why I didn't know his name). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philal0102 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 He wants to be inside of Tom Brady's huddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 can't tell the difference between a man or a woman? Until it's too late and he's already paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Until it's too late and he's already paid. lol Anybody got a link to what he said about Gibbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOSKINS350 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Turns bright red when Tom Brady licks his hands pre-snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cphil006 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Steve Czaben... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TODD Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Paid to make weekly picks despite perennially being beat by his wife and finishing under .500 with his projections? With that being said, I read him more consistently than I do any other writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCav06 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 While I still like Simmons, he's gotten pretty insufferable now that all of his teams are winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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