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I'm on my sixth passport. I've been all over the world. Everywhere I've been, I've told people, "Dallas sucks." India, Ireland, Monaco, Oman, Lebanon. I learned to speak every foreign language fluently, just so I could say, "Dallas sucks." Well, I didn't really learn every language. But using choice gestures understood everywhere, I explained clearly: Dallas sucks. Damn, I hate Dallas.