Angus Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Vick Lawsuit Dropped! August 17, 2007 11:49 AM This story will make your day. Apparently a South Carolina prison inmate recently filed a federal lawsuit against Michael Vick seeking $63 billion in gold and silver. The inmate, who refers to himself under the common alias "Credit Card Czar doing business as The Nostradamus of Commerce" claimed that Vick stole his dogs for dogfighting purposes and then sold them on eBay. In an odd turn of events, the inmate said Vick "used the proceeds to buy missiles from the Iran government." A federal judge threw out the lawsuit, in part, because the man had already filed lawsuits against Pope Benedict XVI, Adolph Hitler's National Socialist Party, the Ming Dynasty, the Statue of Liberty, Michaelangelo, the Hubble Telescope, the Magna Carta, Plato, the Tenth Edition of the Merriam Webster Dictionary, Tsunami victims, the Appalachian Trail, Meals on Wheels, Tony Danza and Lambeau Field. Someone should free this man immediately. I know he was involved in some credit card mischief a few years ago, but we need someone with the guts to go after organizations such as Meals on Wheels, which discriminates against people under 80, and the Appalachian Trail, which is very confusing. http://myespn.go.com/profile/hashmarks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 More suits the prisoner filed found here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLostSkin Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Hilarious, Statue of Liberty and tsunami victims are probably my favorite there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I'm sorry but this dude is awesome. Give the man a TV show already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 A federal judge threw out the lawsuit, in part, because the man had already filed lawsuits against Pope Benedict XVI, Adolph Hitler's National Socialist Party, the Ming Dynasty, the Statue of Liberty, Michaelangelo, the Hubble Telescope, the Magna Carta, Plato, the Tenth Edition of the Merriam Webster Dictionary, Tsunami victims, the Appalachian Trail, Meals on Wheels, Tony Danza and Lambeau Field. Tony Danza? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Hilarious, Statue of Liberty and tsunami victims are probably my favorite there No way man, Meals on Wheels is definitely the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 "Credit Card Czar doing business as The Nostradamus of Commerce" My parents almost named me that, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 The inmate, who refers to himself under the common alias "Credit Card Czar doing business as The Nostradamus of Commerce" claimed that Vick stole his dogs for dogfighting purposes and then sold them on eBay.In an odd turn of events, the inmate said Vick "used the proceeds to buy missiles from the Iran government." A federal judge threw out the lawsuit, in part, because the man had already filed lawsuits against Pope Benedict XVI, Adolph Hitler's National Socialist Party, the Ming Dynasty, the Statue of Liberty, Michaelangelo, the Hubble Telescope, the Magna Carta, Plato, the Tenth Edition of the Merriam Webster Dictionary, Tsunami victims, the Appalachian Trail, Meals on Wheels, Tony Danza and Lambeau Field. Dude, this guy needs his own radio show!! This is America, we can't let entertainment like that be stuck behind bars. the hubble telescope :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 So who won in the case of Credit Card Czar doing business as The Nostradamus of Commerce V. Meals on Wheels??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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