Commander PK Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I received this in email, and thought it was funny as hell. Take it for what it is, a joke. Democratic National Convention for 2008Agenda 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay .. Sean Penn 9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet 11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 There's some good stuff in there. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Didn't we just do this thread like a week ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Yup, sure did. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178365&highlight=democratic+national+convention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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