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I hope you haven't seen this before. I thought it was pretty good. I'd definitely add a few things to the list though.

Robin Williams' plan.

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available

to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21 The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort

to become self-sufficient energy wise . This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

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No one who has ever heard Williams talk should be able to think he wrote that.

Especially since the last bit about the Statue of Liberty is genuinely by Robin Williams, and a rather negative bit of sarcasm regarding people who advocate policies like the rest of that list.

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Not to mention the fact that Robin Williams would have probably been funny if he did something like this... lol

This is like all of the similar crap that gets attributed to George Carlin, when a person with 1 inkling of an idea of Carlin's material immediately realizes that there is no way in hell Carlin would write that.

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This was so obviously NOT Robin Williams' beliefs from the word go that even I realized that. I could agree with the vast majority of what was written, so I knew it couldn't have been written by Mr. Williams, since everything I've ever seen or heard from him is exceptionally liberal in philosophy.

If people would just post these sorts of things without attributing them to George Carlin, Robin Williams or some other celebrity "thinker", we'd all be a lot better off.

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Especially since the last bit about the Statue of Liberty is genuinely by Robin Williams, and a rather negative bit of sarcasm regarding people who advocate policies like the rest of that list.

Yes, I should have noted that, I heard him do that one live.

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