GhostofAlvinWalton Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 ...not like there is a good choice, I guess. http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1643447,00.html This guy is persistent. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drums and skins Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 And just think of the kind of self esteem he has after failing twice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I might be a sick SOB and am probably stamping my ticket to hell but.......:rotflmao: What would have been the result if he tried the :shot: method ? Bullet would get stuck in the barrell.....gun would explode and blow his hand off ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Someone get this guy some cheap heroin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Some times even the simple task of suicide can be a pain in the neck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I knew that God had a since of humor. Chainsaw is about the most unique method I have ever heard of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabst81 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Apparently this is true: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=601565 A few years ago, a man decided to commit suicide. He was really quite unhappy with his life, and hence was very dedicated to his cause. So, after writing a suicide note, he proceeeded to purchase some rope, a can of gasoline, some poison and a revolver. Indeed, his plans were to tie the rope around his neck and a tree, take the poison, set himself on fire, and jump off a cliff to be hung, shooting himself while in midair. So, he jumped, and lit himself on fire. Things were going as planned until he missed his own head with the revolver, severing the rope in the process. Hence, he fell into the ocean below the cliff, putting out the fire. Meanwhile, while choking and sputtering in the water, the man managed to vomit out the poison he had ingested. Disheartened, the man decided to swim back to shore. However, the story comes to a "happy end", depending on how you look at things, as the man died six hours later of complications from hypothermia suffered while swimming back to his safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Some times even the simple task of suicide can be a pain in the neck.... :laugh: :laugh: Excellent pun. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: Excellent pun. :applause: Superb pun recognition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Wow that guy has to be hating himself right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 It got stuck in his spine!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOoouuuuch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 At this point he has to be looking at his life a new light, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 At this point he has to be looking at his life a new light, right? Watch, I bet there will be another post in the future about a 3rd failed attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I might be a sick SOB and am probably stamping my ticket to hell but.......:rotflmao:What would have been the result if he tried the :shot: method ? Bullet would get stuck in the barrell.....gun would explode and blow his hand off ! Seriously, you would think hanging yourself and taking a chain saw to the neck are two fairly full (fool?) proof and effective methods of killing yourself. Apparently this guy's not supposed to die yet :whoknows: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I stand by my belief that anyone who only "attempts" to commit suicide doesn't really want to kill themselves. Although I will admit that this article stretches that belief more than usual... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I stand by my belief that anyone who only "attempts" to commit suicide doesn't really want to kill themselves.Although I will admit that this article stretches that belief more than usual... lol I would hope so lol that dude's pretty serious about his attention gathering techniques Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I can't imagine what it felt like when it lodged in his spinal bones. Did it start bucking like when you hit a knot or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinsfan17 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I stand by my belief that anyone who only "attempts" to commit suicide doesn't really want to kill themselves.Although I will admit that this article stretches that belief more than usual... lol I think it is incredibly stupid to take away your life for something so stupid. Killing yourself is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If a person really wanted to die, why would they bother slitting their wrists? It's futile and they just have doubts about whether they want to kill them selves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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