scskin Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 If Moses can find a way to hide that staff under his jersey, Portis is done!!!! David has been assigned to NFLE, he has a slingshot arm. Job refuses to stay on IR. He is very resiliant. A rumor says that there is a kid from Sodom that plays both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarg Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 "The J's" favorite play? THE HAIL MOM! (Wow, where am I and what is that guy doing with that pitchfork? And why am I on fire? Oh, the joke, I'm burning in HELL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 So long a Perseus is not in the NFC East this guy might work out in the secondary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paredskinsfan Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Hot Off The Press!!!!! Redskins Have Inked A Deal With Mohamed Who Will Play The Role Of Starting Qb As We All Know He Can Throw The Bomb!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleedbng86 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 wow props on this thread hahaha... hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 If Moses can find a way to hide that staff under his jersey, Portis is done!!!!David has been assigned to NFLE, he has a slingshot arm. Job refuses to stay on IR. He is very resiliant. A rumor says that there is a kid from Sodom that plays both ways. Now that is funny stuff right there! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyf316 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 We've had God on our side for years. Check the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 How can Satan play for the Skins? Doesnt he already have a deal for minority ownership with the Yankees?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBeast Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 God has been a huge 'Skins fan since way back. Matter of fact he let Danny (and us fans) wander the desert for a few years to ensure that we had faith (actually Danny lost his wallet - Moses helped him find it this year btw) A few lines from the Torah (Old Testament) actually reveals this... "We were slaves to Jerry in Dallas; and the L-RD brought us out of Dallas with a mighty hand. The L-RD gave signs and wonders, great and harmful, against Dallas, against Jerry, and against all his household, before our eyes: And he brought us out of there to bring us in, to give us the land that he promised our fathers" Hopefully we will not "Passover" the next Super Bowl and I especially hope that Bubba Tyer does not institute a Matzah diet!! Just in jest ya'll, no harm intended to anyone. Had to throw some Jewish humor at the board. Hell of a few days to be a 'Skins fan!! Can't wait until August!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Hunter #21 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 The Skins will sign God. The Bears were interested in signing God, but they wouldn't give him more than a 4 year contract b/c of injury concerns. The Eagles are mad b/c they claim they had a verbal agreement w/ God, but they didn't have a doctor to give him a physical.:laugh: lol now that made me laugh :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I was just over to the Dallas board, they are really PO'd, said we were supposed to be in Cap-hell and how did we sign the Diety if we were in hell? They are claiming devine intervention and foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest santana4prez Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I heard they like Moses , he can part his way through a defense. Rumor has it David could be signed today too b/c hes small but he can take on big lineman.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest santana4prez Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Dallas can be America's team. We are GOD'S team. Me and Joe Gibbs agree!!!:point2sky God has a franchise tag on him, but rumor is that Jesus (UFA) is close to finishing a deal with the readskins. ESPN reports that with Jesus' capabilities at playing both ways in ANY position, will make the redskins a dominant team in biblical proportions. Hopefully he will not cause too much problems off the field with that whole water into wine bit... Nice run on the biblical proportions.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazhog Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 IMO... God is Daniel Snyder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM A REDSKIN FAN Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 A rumor says that there is a kid from Sodom that plays both ways. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewagen Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Sorry guys, I rarely start threads in Stadium. But I have to admit watching that free agent signing convention on Redskins.com was raw. And then hear we picked up Carter as well. And to top that Diehard say wait we might get Abraham as well....?????I know how this makes me feel as a Redskin fan. Frankly it is lessening the blow of this season ticket invoice that is sitting on my desk. Talk about Snyder being the king of marketing. He is sure marketing to his season ticket holders THIS week.... I promise I will not post another thread in Stadium in 2006. Just needed to..... It's almost as good as "NO STRINGS ATTACHED" SEX!!!! ha ha Are there any FAgents left? Talk about your one upmanship...Snyder is really in a class all by himself...I will NEVER fault his spending to try and make the 'Skins winners...Who he gets may be the issue sometimes, but me thinks thats all in the past. The glaring needs for the most part have been addressed, now is time to pause, take a deep breath and reflect....... FIRE THAT JET UP DANNY BOY!!! We've got players to schmooze!! HA HA HA ....Reflection time over...let the good times roll on!!! FS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissarmy47 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 We would be unstoppable with God on the team. What's his 40 time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM A REDSKIN FAN Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 -4.2 Faster Than Anything Fast He Created..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissarmy47 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 -4.2 Faster Than Anything Fast He Created..... I dunno. I think Darrell Green ran faster before his rookie season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM A REDSKIN FAN Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I dunno. I think Darrell Green ran faster before his rookie season... He would make Darrell Green look like a turtle....THATS HOW FAST HE IS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 "Team of Mini-Ditkas vs God." "I'm going to have to go with Ditka." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Yes..........Yes, God is a free agent this year. I heard the Browns were going to pick him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItaliaMuscle Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 no, God is currently peeing through the Dallas toilet-stadium and the giants and eagles stadiums.... :gaintsuck :eaglesuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunPortisRun Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 God want's a contract? 6 years 30 million. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm11387 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 nah he still has a year left with the muslims then hes all ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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