pgitta Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 In a shocking consensus, peoples of the entire planet for the first time in history, have come to 100% agreement that the Washington Redskins football team are headed for total and utter destruction at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks. Leaders from around the globe weighed in on the outcome of the impending battle. "We would like to caution our Washington friends, that the Seahawks will not simply surrender. These are seasoned fighters, and to assume they will run away at the mere appearance of Redskins is at best premature, and at worst dangerous", French president Jacque Chirac told reporters. "They ahh being misled by a coach that lied. Foah this coach to send those brave playahs into hahms way is totally irresponsible, reprehensible, and wrong. Any reasonable person knows the quagmiah they ahh headed foah", said Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy outside a Boston pub. Several other critics of the current team administration raised further concerns: Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi blasted Redskin coach Joe Gibbs for what she called, "A total disregard for the safety of his players in deciding to send them into the game without sufficient body padding" Senator Joe Biden accused the team owner of "shameful grandstanding", and "blatant, commercially motivated appearances" in front of WE SUPPORT THE REDSKINS banners. "The fact that because some of us disagree with the coach about the team's chances, somehow that makes us disloyal fans" Even the animal rights group PETA filed suit against the organization for deciding to go ahead with the battle against the Seahawks. A representative of the organization announced the legal action would be dropped only after being informed that the Seahawks were not actually birds. "When we set our minds to something, we can do it", responded coach Gibbs. "I realize a lot of people don't agree, but we've been misunderestimated in the past, and I believe the doubters will be proved wrong again" A last minute appeal to the team management went on deaf ears, and the assault is on schedule for this coming Saturday. - API Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Not sure if you're a troll or a fan, but not a bad post. However, what does "misunderestimate" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanishomelette Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 "misunderestimate" either comes from a joke in some movie, or it's a Bush-ism. I know I've heard it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 “Bears Ready, if Redskins Show Up” The fans who were around in the 80s know what I am talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVA2Tampa Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Truly I say to you, the Redskin infidels are nowhere near our end zone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgitta Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Truly I say to you, the Redskin infidels are nowhere near our end zone! LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 POST OF THE WEEK!!! Out-friggin-standing! (Except for violating the rule against posting fake news, but I think it's pretty obvious and well-thought-out satire.) QUAGMIAH! I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard! Fantastic dude! Welcome to the boards! I can tell already, I'm going to enjoy your stay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins55 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: IF we win saturday.. I predict alot of "Flip Flopping" by certain analyst... "I voted for the Redskins before I voted against them" "misunderestimate"--> thats gotta be a quote from Bush.... Great Post got a real good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Gibbs II Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 We have nothing to lose this week. Lets play our guts out and get that dubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 :notworthy That was a great read...and funny! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Hilarious!!! Great post...:laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZkinsFan Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 LOL good read... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurseReversed Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Bench Gibbs, put in Kerry!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgitta Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 POST OF THE WEEK!!!QUAGMIAH! I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard! Thanks. Glad you got a chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins & Racing Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Brillant :notworthy Still laughing :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warrentonboy Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 That was genius...pure genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
81MONK81 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 WMD..........Redskin Defense :point2sky :point2sky :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrfriedm Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I think that this is outstanding! What a great post. I love it when everybody is against us, and counting us out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgitta Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 I think that this is outstanding! What a great post. I love it when everybody is against us, and counting us out. Exactumundo. That was my inspiration. In many ways, I think going in with absolutely no respect from anyone carries a lot less pressure than being "expected to win" after sitting around for a week waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgitta Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 “Bears Ready, if Redskins Show Up”The fans who were around in the 80s know what I am talking about. Dang, I'm embarrassed to say I don't know. I was stationed in Washington for four years in the USMC Drum & Bugle Corps, played a couple halftime shows, and grew up on the eastern shore, but I don't remember the Bears quote. Remind me again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'KanSkinFan Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 In a :toilet: :poke: :bsflag: :seahawksushocking consensus, peoples of the entire planet for the first time in history, have come to 100% agreement that the Washington Redskins football team are headed for total and utter destruction at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks. Leaders from around the globe weighed in on the outcome of the impending battle. "We would like to caution our Washington friends, that the Seahawks will not simply surrender. These are seasoned fighters, and to assume they will run away at the mere appearance of Redskins is at best premature, and at worst dangerous", French president Jacque Chirac told reporters. "They ahh being misled by a coach that lied. Foah this coach to send those brave playahs into hahms way is totally irresponsible, reprehensible, and wrong. Any reasonable person knows the quagmiah they ahh headed foah", said Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy outside a Boston pub. Several other critics of the current team administration raised further concerns: Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi blasted Redskin coach Joe Gibbs for what she called, "A total disregard for the safety of his players in deciding to send them into the game without sufficient body padding" Senator Joe Biden accused the team owner of "shameful grandstanding", and "blatant, commercially motivated appearances" in front of WE SUPPORT THE REDSKINS banners. "The fact that because some of us disagree with the coach about the team's chances, somehow that makes us disloyal fans" Even the animal rights group PETA filed suit against the organization for deciding to go ahead with the battle against the Seahawks. A representative of the organization announced the legal action would be dropped only after being informed that the Seahawks were not actually birds. "When we set our minds to something, we can do it", responded coach Gibbs. "I realize a lot of people don't agree, but we've been misunderestimated in the past, and I believe the doubters will be proved wrong again" A last minute appeal to the team management went on deaf ears, and the assault is on schedule for this coming Saturday. - API Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCBnG21 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Awesome, great post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWalton40 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 We have nothing to lose this week. Lets play our guts out and get that dubya :point2sky that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 hehehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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