dinzelwashington Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Q; what do u call andy reid in to's tights.. A; the refridgerator, william perry.. Q: what do u call two eagles eating at the same squirrel.. A: McNabbs and TO doing a nosestand for the football... Q: why is terrel owens lips so big.. A: its swollen cause he talks to the media too much.. its meteorized.. Q: what do u call McNabb almost winning the superbowl?? A: McNabb you got the job for Campbells Chunky soup in a Bowl.. i randomly made these joke up.. yea its lame.. if u got better.. please post.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 979guy Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 An Eagles scout returns from Iraq raving about a new teenage superstar he's seen in the war torn country. Reid is convinced and is so desparate for no-one else to snatch him up that he signs the boy without looking at him for himself. The boy arrives in Philadelphia for Sunday's game, and is on the bench. With ten minutes to go in the 4th, Owens gets injured and is stretchered off. Reid points to the new Iraqi boy: "This is your big chance, son. Go out there and do the business for us". The kid puts on his helmet and takes to the pitch. In those dying minutes he's a revelation, catching 2 TD's. LFF goes mad. After the game Reid gives the new boy a big hug. "Great performance son. Go and give your parents a ring at home. They'll be so proud of you. You can use the phone in my office". The boy goes into the coach's office and rings his mom. "Mom, I've just had the best debut; I scored 2 touchdowns!...you don't sound very happy though; why are you crying? Is everything okay?" "No, son, today has been the worst yet. Your dad has been shot, they've raped your sister, and the house has been burnt to the ground." "God, mom, that's terrible; I'm really sorry". "So you should be. It was your idea for all of us to move to Philadelphia!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 :laugh: That's great 979!:applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 979guy Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Three men, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan and an African American (non-affiliated )are all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Steelers guy wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby. The black guy looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?!" "Probably", said the Steelers fan, "but one of them in there's an Eagle, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistere Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 While Eagles may soar, weasels never get sucked into jet engines. :eaglesuck :eaglesuck :eaglesuck :eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 979guy Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 A bunch of Eagles supporters die in a bus accident and they appear at the pearly gates of Heaven before St. Peter. They petition for entry but St. Peter says he has to go check with God first. God says to let them in. St. Peter returns to admit the Eagles supporters. St. Peter returns to God's chamber a couple of minutes later and says, "They're gone!" God says, "The Eagles supporters?" St. Peter replies, "No, the gates." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 TO= Trade Offseason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgjk9 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 hahahahahhahaha 979 that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy2677 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Why did the eagles F.O not give terrel owens his cash? They thought terrell would earn it. AHAHHAHAH ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 979guy Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at LFF? A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at FedEx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveTheRedskins Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvan1 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 how many super bowls have the eagles won? ZERO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Exactly zero superbowl wins Yet the media hype them like they have the hardware and not the beneficiaries of a decade of a sorry division that they didnt take advantage of. Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenade tosses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 979guy Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Exactly zero superbowl winsAlmost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenade tosses :laugh: I just love that second sport. Q: What's the difference between an Eagles fan and a lime? A: One's green, bitter and best twisted, and the other's a citrus fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 An Eagles scout returns from Iraq raving about a new teenage superstar he's seen in the war torn country. Reid is convinced and is so desparate for no-one else to snatch him up that he signs the boy without looking at him for himself.The boy arrives in Philadelphia for Sunday's game, and is on the bench. With ten minutes to go in the 4th, Owens gets injured and is stretchered off. Reid points to the new Iraqi boy: "This is your big chance, son. Go out there and do the business for us". The kid puts on his helmet and takes to the pitch. In those dying minutes he's a revelation, catching 2 TD's. LFF goes mad. After the game Reid gives the new boy a big hug. "Great performance son. Go and give your parents a ring at home. They'll be so proud of you. You can use the phone in my office". The boy goes into the coach's office and rings his mom. "Mom, I've just had the best debut; I scored 2 touchdowns!...you don't sound very happy though; why are you crying? Is everything okay?" "No, son, today has been the worst yet. Your dad has been shot, they've raped your sister, and the house has been burnt to the ground." "God, mom, that's terrible; I'm really sorry". "So you should be. It was your idea for all of us to move to Philadelphia!" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcoles11 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 How do you get an Eagles fan off your porch? Pay for the pizza. What does the average Eagles fan get on the SAT? Drool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Q: What did Andy Reid say after the Eagles won the Super Bowl? A: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcoles11 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Q:What did the Eagles fan do after he watched his team win the Super Bowl! A: He woke up and went to work as a garbage man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 How do you get an Eagles fan off your porch? Pay for the pizza.What does the average Eagles fan get on the SAT? Drool :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Philadelphia Eagles. Just saying the team name is a joke by itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Q: What did Andy Reid say after the Eagles won the Super Bowl?A: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: This is the best one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinzelwashington Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Q: What did Andy Reid say after the Eagles won the Super Bowl?A: hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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