China Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Panty Thief Busted Up, Then Busted Oklahoma man nabs serial lingerie pilferer in "string operation" AUGUST 10--Meet Bruce Taylor. The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights. And why was the 20-year-old Enid man allegedly coming back to their place night after night after night after night after night? He was there for Maria Isordia's bras and panties. According to an affidavit filed in Garfield County District Court, husband Carlos set a trap for Taylor that would have made MacGyver proud. Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib). Taylor, now facing up to 20 years in prison after being hit with a felony burglary charge, was treated at a local hospital before posing for the above Garfield County Sheriff's Office mug shot. While getting bandaged up, Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops told TSG that they actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Taylor's parents who are brother and sister were shocked and saddened over his arrest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Is there anything a baby crib CAN'T do? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTalon Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Couldn't have happened to a more deserving idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Damn, I hope the woman he was stealing this stuff from was at least hot If not, then he is an even BIGGER moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 How did he nab the guy with a coffee cup, a string, and a bra?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINtil8tin Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by ChocolateCitySkin How did he nab the guy with a coffee cup, a string, and a bra?!?! Exactly! I have a good imagination but I want to see a picture of the mousetrap! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0810051bandp2.html While walking through the house with Carlos I observed a coffee cup on the kitchen counter with a white string attached to it. The white string led into the laundry room and the other side of it was tied around the strap to one of Maria's bra's which was in the laundry basket. Carlos stated that he did this so he would know when the suspect was stealing his wife's under garments. ...somehow I don't think MacGyver would have been impressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by DjTj http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0810051bandp2.html While walking through the house with Carlos I observed a coffee cup on the kitchen counter with a white string attached to it. The white string led into the laundry room and the other side of it was tied around the strap to one of Maria's bra's which was in the laundry basket. Carlos stated that he did this so he would know when the suspect was stealing his wife's under garments. ...somehow I don't think MacGyver would have been impressed... Yeah that's more like three stooges tech then MacGyver. Had he made it, the coffee aided by a shoe string and some gum would have exploded throwing the suspect into a perfectly placed set of hand cuffs that would closed flawlessly around the criminals wrists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Yep, Im proud to be an Okie today. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 NM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by Johnny Punani Taylor's parents who are brother and sister were shocked and saddened over his arrest... :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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