riggins44 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Can you cry under water? > >How important does a person have to be before they are considered >assassinated instead of just murdered? > >If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? > >Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? > >Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for >your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? > > >Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > >What disease did cured ham actually have? > >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up >like every two hours? > >If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? > >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars >to look at things on the ground? > >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about >him? > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, >why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both >dogs! > >What do you call male ballerinas? > >If Wyle E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he >just buy dinner? > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, >what is baby oil made from? > >Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? > >Why did you just try singing the two songs above? > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call >it a hemorrhoid when...:-X? > >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at >you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the >window? > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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