riggins44 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Can you cry under water? > >How important does a person have to be before they are considered >assassinated instead of just murdered? > >If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? > >Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? > >Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for >your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? > > >Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > >What disease did cured ham actually have? > >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up >like every two hours? > >If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? > >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars >to look at things on the ground? > >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about >him? > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, >why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both >dogs! > >What do you call male ballerinas? > >If Wyle E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he >just buy dinner? > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, >what is baby oil made from? > >Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? > >Why did you just try singing the two songs above? > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call >it a hemorrhoid when...:-X? > >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at >you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the >window? > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by riggins44 > >If Wyle E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he >just buy dinner? > Classic! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinzfan4life Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Heard a bunch of those, but funny nevertheless. And why did i sing the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle? haha, i need to find more to do at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 haha, some repeats, but great! Got any more, good way to spend the offseason and the lack of news. I think the month of may and mid-june to late july are the worst months of the offseason, soo close yet soo far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted June 29, 2005 Author Share Posted June 29, 2005 My son was wondering why hot dogs come in packages of 10 and the hot dog buns come in packages of 8. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinzfan4life Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 An old one... why do you park on the drive way but drive on the parkway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYSkins1 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower if he never wears pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 That was effin great!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by riggins44 >What do you call male ballerinas? > Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by Riggo-toni Gay. Or countertenors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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