SpacePenguin

Good god, did they terrorize everyone involved with this mess of a franchise to say "take command" in every interview to retain their employment?

Jesus, I liked his posts as well but.....

This delay ****in double sucks if ya live in Europe. It's 2:30 am and I'm not even disgusted by commieskin ineptitude.

Yup. They are conserving his arm strength. Ron has pretended to look at the analytics and has divined that you can't lose a game if it's rained out. If you never lose a game, can't get fired. Genius.

I'm gonna go watch Heinicke and relentlessly troll Falcons fans by proclaiming his greatness as a franchise savior, just to redistribute some angst that some posters on here have instilled in me.

So....its raining and delayed. Amazing analysis, 2nd hand Chick.

They only need to get 2 series in, after that Ron will bench the first 2 strings and it would be unwatchable anyway.

What's the deal with this man dressed like a metrosexual Ricky from the trailer park boys interviewing junk horders while narrated by some youtuber thot? Eh....its better than some of the preseason games I've seen.

This kinda sucks. What am I gonna halfway pay attention to while drinking and smurfing the internets if there is no commies preseason game? Ron needs to do some sort of military rain dance to pander to Commander Thundergod, otherwise they need to get somebody in here who can. My money's on the ghost of Mike Ditka.

I was only laughing at how frustrated your post read, presumably as a result of your watching the Eagles lose in the SB (not that mine would be any different if the Commieskins ever play in a relevant game within my remaining lifespan). I have no doubt that Ron's GM team has brought in more trash on the OL, and that we'll end up watching Bostic play mike again this year after a rash of injuries at the position they refuse to even throw garbage at. Completely checked out until '24 when this crew is gone. Reactions are the only contribution I can muster

Kinda ****in' sucks that there would be a mid 3rd rounder here, but instead we got to watch Wentz. Fantastic. Who could've seen that not working out?

Looks like a McCain replacement if he's a hybrid. Kinda reminds me of when they didnt resign a DT and then drafted one in the 2nd last year. I guess we'll see. Never thought much of McCain, but I'm very skeptical of this FO as well. Meh.

Seems awful early to be making that kind of declaration. Those guys are football players and its only been 4 years! *Drinks*

Oh god, please no. I don't really disagree, but reading this in print makes me pretty sure Howell's gonna break his leg in preseason and it'll be a Brisket Smith heavy run offense for the entire year. I don't think I can take any more lol

If Ron and his Carolina lackey faux GMs really want to run the ball 2/3rds of the time, then maybe they'll hire Roman and the games next year will be done in 2 hours each, Manusky-style. So, in that way, it does matter!

I'm shocked that Greg Olsen is the best that Fox has, what happened to Aikman? I thought Olsen was just the horrible color guy that bad teams like the commie skins got stuck with.

Good god, I wonder how much they had to pay to get this sickening Breaking Bad Doritos commercial made...

Let's milk another commercial break outta this, I really need to hear about some more insurance.

Now that's just crazy talk. The groin grab is something like 1/4 of modern dance!

Jeez, pop culture sure does like air humping in red parkas these days, huh? I don't think I've watched a Super Bowl halftime show unmuted in like 15 years lol

Not much could make me happier today than Jalen Hurts crashing and burning in the Super Bowl. **** yeah lol

Who is he again? Some sort of alien wrestler with a catch phrase? I"m old.

Damn it, the ****in' Eagles are gonna win, aren't they? Ugh.

Uhhh...this looks like Rivera clock management.

Dakota rain Prescott choking in the playoffs occurs so regularly it should be a holiday. It wouldn't be my worst one, no family around and it's pretty entertaining.