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What would you draw? ~Bangs colonoscopy situation is the offer. So a Paul Pelosi colonoscopy that is funny. Yep, that's worth a grand. What? It's not the name, but the art. What are talking about?

This is a cool thought, and makes me hopeful for the younger generation. You're right. If I took unfair shots, I should be called out. But you're a younger lad, a good person, trying to make ends meet in a harsh world. If I offered you a grand to make a cartoon, would your take it? Or would you snub it? ~Bang just said $1,000.00 is too poor for him to even consider. Made fun of it. ~Bang, man, that aint you. It's not the look you want, but you have it now.

~Bang used to make fun of the mighty. And he is funny! But he is by his own admission now part of the rich and mighty. But apprently a grand, which would be a welcome retainer in this economy, is insulting to him. ~Bang, can you maybe refer the work out? Help out the up and coming? No?

See? That wasn't too hard ~Bang. Except for one thing. And this is important. You, ~Bang, would have actually made it funny.

You identify with a certian class all right, and it's obviously the upper, elite, class. My experience with them is that they are spoiled brats to the core. And then we make fun of them. But, hey, if you're one of them now, I'll make fun of you.

Wrong! DM me. I will commission you for a grand.

Good point, I corrected it before I saw this, but man, solid points for you!!

Because both sides think the other is not just wrong, but evil.

So no cartoon then. Sad. You had the colonscopy idea and I went with it.

One billion dollars! A trillion if it takes it. Comedy cannot be put to a monetary limit! Anal Hymen? I'll trust your expertise on this!

Absolutely! Have ~Bang put that in his cartoon I've hired him to do. Totally!

For truth! This is perhaps the most important message I have seen in a long time. So cogent. So pithy, yet wise.

~Bang, do you have a job? I mean other than posting here? How many hours does it take to get to your post count? But I think you're a talented man. The colonoscopy thing was pretty funny. Do a cartoon about that. I mean, seriously, it's pretty dang bang funny! It put a smile on my face. I'd pay you for it. So? Write up a cartoon about how rightwingers are seeking a colonoscopy in addition to police body cam footage. It was funny here (seriously, my sides are totally splitting) so it should be funny in the real world.

Yeah, not exactly what I meant, but the spin you put on it made it pretty funny! Hehehe!

I'd like to see the body cam footage before I completely dismiss it. Wouldn't you?

I'm in Vikings country. They are overconfident, and they have a history of losing bad to weaker teams. Vikings lose this one in another upset.

Yeah, I'm not buying the gay leftist love spat theory, either.

Thank you! Nothing like demeaning and alienating the blue collar common sense citizens on the eve of an election with elitist quips. Well done.

Hm. Seems like the boy was just plain nuts.

De mortuis nil nisi bonum

Interception right f'n on.

RIP Sam.

Here is the statue in question. I saw it nearly everyday growing up nearby. The pedestal reads, "Erected to the memory of the confederate dead of Alexandria VA. by their surviving comrades, May 24, 1888." It is a memorial to the dead. To me, it captures the complex emotions of the south during post war reconstruction and reconciliation. The subject's expression is mournful, not proud, not angry, and not righteous. His hat is off in respect for the dead. His left hand grips tightly his right arm, showing anguish. Sad, defeated and resigned, much in the way that the south must have felt after the war. His sad eyes and furrowed brow shows contemplation. One can almost hear him whispering, "We fought and died for nothing." He's right. His cause was tainted by slavery. It is just that he lost.

My basic ribs: Two baby back pork ribs, or other ribs if you prefer. 1/3 cup pepper 1/3 cup salt 1 cup brown sugar 1/2 bottle rye whiskey That's your BBQ sauce. Slow cook ribs for at least six hours over a natural flame, low but constant heat. Coat the ribs every 15 minutes at least with the sauce.

They've won the offseason, no? Gosh darn, I am so glad we ain't winning that trophy anymore.