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I was in the "Snyder is a bad man but not necessarily the reason this team has stunk since 1999" camp until about 2014 lol...I was basically an agnostic.
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To go along with the flying car lol...
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The rest... "I responded “yeah, it’s a traditional Japanese poem consisting of 3 lines and in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables.” I remember I had just written one in class. He freaked out and told me I was the smartest person he has ever met. I was literally like 8." "Anyways. On that day he vowed to make sure I always made it to school. My mother was in her own world, doing and dealing drugs. When I tell you this guy drove me and picked me up so he KNEW I went everyday.. he literally did my homework with me." "He took me to all the important things in my life. He became family. The closest thing to a father figure I’ve ever had honestly. He was my best friend. He saved my life. Tonight I got a call from his sister. He died unexpectedly from a (possible) heart attack @ around 1am." "Anyways. He’s gone. I’m probably gonna be a weirdo for a while. Sorry in advance. I just needed to get that out. There is so much more but I just know I would not be where I am without him." "Love you Dave. Thank you for teaching me how to change a tire, replace my brakes, watching every episode of the Simpson’s with me, saving my life literally countless times.. always said “you can have a good life in spite of your mom, or a bad 1 bc of her”. I chose the good life." ********* EDIT: I questioned whether or not to post this...thought there was no way of proving the story is true (although not sure why this particular story would need to be fabricated). She mentioned how she woke up at the time of his heart attack and stayed awake during the time they tried resuscitating him, which made me wonder if she embellished the story some or if she's just using the incorrect terminology. Anyway, if it is true I thought it was a good reminder of how being kind improves the world as a whole.
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Some highlights lol... "Trump then claims there are too many things wrong with the DoJ to address, so they aren’t gonna. Um. This is where you do that. In court. In pleadings. But they just want to address one thing. The June 3rd meeting. What is it with trump and June meetings? 3/" "Here’s where they confess he possessed the documents. But he didn’t address how he actually owns them. Not to mention he doesn’t identify any documents he claims are privileged. Likely because he has no argument. Lulz. 4/" "BUT WAIT! Here’s why they admit the documents they had were classified by agreeing that the special master should have a TS/SCI clearance. How they haven’t yet learned to just keep their mouths shut I’ll never know. 5/" "Notably absent from this filing is Christina Bobb, who signed off on the certification that they did a rigorous search for weeks and have definitely totally handed over everything but no please don’t look in the boxes again. Where is she? Hopefully lawyering up. 6/" "This zero-substance, all-grievance, no-relief clown law trashcan pleading is at best an insult to the court, and at worst, a full-throated confession to espionage, obstruction, and criminal concealment. They even reference federal criminal procedure in a civil case. 8/"
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BBC: China pneumonia outbreak: COVID-19 Global Pandemic
Califan007 The Constipated replied to China's topic in The Tailgate
So the article below is NOT a real article?... Every Parent’s Worst Nightmare: This Child Is Dumb, Mean, And Smells Bad When two people have a child, they are filled with hopes and dreams for its future, looking forward to the happy years they’ll spend guiding their little one’s development. But unfortunately, there are times when those hopes are suddenly dashed, like in the case of this poor couple that has endured a shocking tragedy: Sadly, it turns out that their child is dumb, mean, and smells bad. This is truly every parent’s worst nightmare. Ben and Michelle Dawson were overjoyed when they first brought their son Mason home from the hospital as an infant, and his toddlerhood went by uneventfully, but unfortunately, the family’s happiness wouldn’t last forever: Around their son’s fifth birthday, Mason’s parents’ lives changed forever as they began to notice that their child was a stinky moron with a terrible personality. https://clickhole.com/every-parents-worst-nightmare-this-child-is-dumb-mean-and-smells-bad/ -
It's about damn time!!...Start working on those hoverbords next, fellas.
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The All Things 2022 OTAs/Training Camp Thread
Califan007 The Constipated replied to Forever A Redskin's topic in The Stadium
One NSFW word lol...