Califan007 The Constipated

"One of the rising stars in the NFL"....

He doesn't have 91 games in this scheme. He has six, behind a wafer-thin OL.

I did, too, and got blasted on this thread for it lol...

Add in Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers...just a weird QB season lol.

Wonder why they used the word "benched" when it's injury-related?

"it's where your old man peeped the bra ads when he was 12, son..."

You could play Wentz to see if he improves from where he was during the first 6 games, I suppose...because if he plays lights out over the remaining games it gives you another possible option.

That's not how it works. You know a team game-planned for a player if they could not stop that player. If they stopped the player, that means they didn't game-plan for him... Or something.

I wouldn't worry about it, that's just player talk. What did you expect him to say, that he doesn't trust Heinicke?...

Ok, now I'm confused lol...

The "eyes closed" pass from other perspectives (and the Oline was just pathetic):

I love this lol...

Even in Madden I had a lot more fun with Wentz as QB lol...

Per PFF: Offensive spotlight: While he made big plays when his team needed him to, this was not a banner day for backup QB Taylor Heinicke. In all, he went 20-of-33 for 201 yards, two touchdowns and one interception, but he recorded five turnover-worthy plays on the day. Offensive line spotlight: After looking good against the anemic Chicago Bears pass rush in Week 6, the Washington offensive line crashed back down to earth today. On first review, the line gave up 17 total pressures across 35 pass-blocking snaps for their worst single-game pressure rate of the past four seasons.

That throw had me like...

You got everything else right lol...I was mistaken about the 1st half yardage and if sacks were figured into the total.

Ah, I had no idea....👍

Been my mantra since the 2021 offseason...whoever ends up being center, just please help lead the team to wins. Don't give two ****s about how pretty they look--would rather win ugly than lose pretty. Alex Smith had winning records on every team he played for over each of his last 9 seasons...he obviously brought something to the game that helped lead to wins, and he brought it consistently no matter who his teammates or coaches were. I respect that and appreciated it while he was here...I appreciate the same with Heinicke (so far, anyway lol).

Did the Commanders media team increase the sound of the crowd here (or insert fake crowd noise) or was the stadium actually this loud?...I literally thought "Oh, that's fake crowd noise" at first but thought I'd ask here, if anyone attended the game that is... Also to ask: did Wentz show this much, um, "enthusiasm" after the opening win? Anyone remember? I have to admit as a fan I enjoy seeing it...kinda brings you into the game--even if it's after the game ends lol--instead of just observing the game. But when they put it in his hands he delivered 👇 Only 1 TD in the 2nd half...and I think the yardage might be a little high...was thinking he had like 47 yards in the 1st half. Then again the 161 might not include sack yardage that would be removed from the total yardage. EDIT: as @Conn pointed out to me, the NFL does not subtract sack yardage...and I just realized the 47 1st half yardage total I was thinking of was for Rodgers lol...so your stats were right (outside of the 2 TDs).

Chicken and waffles pizza....yay or nay?