Blondie Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. Honey, did you leave that skid mark in the toilet bowl? Good one! 4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 5. Bar food again!? Kick ass. 6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. 7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. 8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" all the time. That way you don't have to mess with it anymore. 9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em? 10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. 11. Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Sandy's bare a$$! 12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. 13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. 14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! 15. You are so much smarter than my father. 16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football. 17. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 19. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. (Side note: I definitely would rather watch football than shop. Blondie) 21. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 22. I'll be out painting the house. 23. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride. 24. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing topless again. Come see! 25. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 26. Your mother is way better than mine. 27. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself some new clubs? 28. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire. 29. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 30. Look! My butt is fatter than yoursl See guys. I do love y'all!! Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 If women said all of that then it would be a much happier world :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Things men will never say: Her breasts are way too big. Let's forget the game and watch Will and Grace. You need more shoes. Here's my credit card. Hold on. I wanna stop and ask this guy for directions. Can I borrow your Kenny G CDs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne The Fan Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Blondie 20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. (Side note: I definitely would rather watch football than shop. Blondie) Amen, Blondie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Those are funny Blondie!!!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 :laugh: They were great! Thanks, Blondie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 OMG It ok Riggo I'm working on becoming more tolerant of you metrosexuals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by NavyDave OMG It ok Riggo I'm working on becoming more tolerant of you metrosexuals Dude, read a little more carefully - I said those were things men (such as myself) would NEVER say. I'm far too much of a pig too ever qualify as a metrosexual.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 You know Blondie, besides 20, I could see you saying #'s 4, 16, and if you were drinking too, 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I'm certain my wife has said #10 and #20 on several occassions, and could say #4, though she's a basketball freak, while I'm the football aficionado. True Story: When we first started dating, she called me up and asked if it'd be okay to cancel our date, because there was an NBA playoff game on that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by riggo-toni I'm certain my wife has said #10 and #20 on several occassions, and could say #4, though she's a basketball freak, while I'm the football aficionado. True Story: When we first started dating, she called me up and asked if it'd be okay to cancel our date, because there was an NBA playoff game on that night. holy crap your wife's awesome. There's 2 reasons in that for why, first shes a sports fan which is cool, then she asked to cancel a date for sports hoping it wouldnt be a big deal, thats even more awesome. When I start dating, I hope to establish that I dont wanna be together 24/7, and would love if she went off on her own and let me do the same. To the main point, think of a world where women did that, what kinda paradise would that be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Two words for you guys . . . Fantasy Football Changed my relationship for ever. No longer do I have to hear "are we going to do any thing THIS Sunday?" Now, it's get you sorry ass out of bed, it's almost 12:30 I've got to get my lineup in, kickoff's in 1/2hr and I still have to make chilli. . . Best counsling we've ever had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 No 31. Keep that thing away from me, you just about broke my damn back last time!!! I'm sorry maybe that's just me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betty32 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 #20 is a no-brainer....are there really women who actually LIKE shopping Have said #4, #5 and definitely #10 myself.... Funny stuff Blondie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofer Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 I'd be happy with #28! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Originally posted by Hobo holy crap your wife's awesome. There's 2 reasons in that for why, first shes a sports fan which is cool, then she asked to cancel a date for sports hoping it wouldnt be a big deal, thats even more awesome. When I start dating, I hope to establish that I dont wanna be together 24/7, and would love if she went off on her own and let me do the same. To the main point, think of a world where women did that, what kinda paradise would that be. Did I mention my wife also forgot our first wedding anniversary... gives me a free pass to forget those kind of dates in the future. Unfortunately, she's a Viking's fan (I bought her a Robert Smith jersey for Xmas) instead of a Skins fan, but I might be able to work on that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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