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Don’t agree with the narrative that Trump gets stronger if he goes to jail. Throw his ass in prison.

The cult in Midsommar was about the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I wish they had all jumped off that rock ledge. 😆 Seriously though, not one character or line that is worth remembering in my opinion. Just cookie cutter young people doing dumb **** that they justified because “hey…cult!” I think Ari Aster is a bit too clever for his own good. His films are not nearly as smart as they think they are. Dude just put out a three hour bomb with Joaquin Phoenix. Reminds me of a guy named M Knight. I expect a similar career trajectory.

He’s gonna wear 86 to honor @BayouBrave86.

“We can’t address all of our roster issues in one offseason” - Washington fans every offseason since the signing of the Magna Carta.

These are the solid ES takes that keep me coming back.

Magee is the kind of player I was hoping Peters would draft when he was hired. Great athletes who love to play football. I know that sounds overly simplistic…but we have drafted SO MANY guys over the years that failed to check both of those boxes. Welcome to DC…Mr. Magee.

Agreed. I’m feeling Edge and OL. I am a Foster fan as well. Maybe we’ll grab him.

Like @SkinsinparadiseI had trouble logging in yesterday. Missed watching the draft with you degenerates. 😆 Newton is a truck. I was surprised he was still available. I was a bit surprised that we picked him, but there’s zero doubt that he’s a great football player. Excited to see Quinn’s DL packages. I liked the rest of our picks, although they all felt like slight reaches to me. As a former DB myself, I love watching Sainristil play. I’m excited to watch him hit some people. I’m sure it was tempting to stay put and draft Cooper…but they obviously felt differently. Boards and rankings don’t mean jack squat after today. I’m hopeful that all of these guys can contribute to a new era in DC.

I’m not crazy about the idea of reaching for an OT today. Too much talent on the board. Excited for today. Yesterday was kinda anticlimactic because we all knew who we would draft. Sending positive vibes out to GMAP. Let’s go get some studs.

Where did the trade for Aiyuk chatter come from? I see it on every other page. Is this just a scenario we created on ES? Why would we trade for him? Let Peters find some new guys. Our guys. Build a young core. That trade feels like the definition of a short cut.

“Ms. Daniels….can we draft your son?”

Probably. I know the last couple I threw out were kinda weak, but I promise to step up my game.

Jayden looks like a freshman point guard. I’ll stop now. It’s just hard to believe he goes on to live a normal life. 😆

I guess Jayden left that twenty pounds of water weight back at his pro day.

I’m not sure what this means, but if you Venmo me fifty bucks I will accept your apology. 😆

This feels like Bryce Young again for different reasons. I know they have different builds/games/etc. I mean simply from the stand point that their size was an obvious red flag from the jump and turned into an immediate reality. I hope I’m wrong. I enjoy being one of the bigger homers on this site. I was here when this organization broke @Cooleyfan. Nobody is safe. 😆

All good, friend. We’re all just speculating in here anyways. Here’s to a successful draft choice at #2. 🍻

Possible that our GM told the coach of the Niners who we are drafting? Do you guys say these things out loud before you type them? 😆

The narrative that Maye “needs to sit a year” feels so manufactured to me. 😆 I know there’s a lot of smoke for NE to trade down. I think they stand pat and take Maye if he’s there.

It’s going to be Daniels. Let’s hope he’s the real deal. We deserve some good fortune. I see a lot of “Maye might turn out to be Trubisky” comments. Trubisky as a sophomore wasn’t even the best QB on his team. He never played a good season in college. He couldn’t read defenses. To compare Maye to Trubisky is just as bad as comparing Jayden to Lamar. They are both lazy and inaccurate comparisons.

It’s like meeting an ex for coffee.

I’m not sure Kliff knows exactly what kind of quarterback is best for his offense, seeing how his offenses usually aren’t very good.

Several people have talked about a trade down scenario to draft JJ would be a fireable offense for the FO (if they’re wrong), so picking JJ at 2 and him not panning out would seem to be a fireable offense as well. If you’re gonna go against the grain…you gotta be right. Let’s just hope they get it right.

Maybe he also had surgery on his retinas. Let’s not judge. 😆

I’ve seen several comments saying that JJ has the highest floor of these guys. I think that’s an irrelevant factor when you’re picking at 2. None of these guys’ floor is good enough to win an NFC title. Picking at 2, I think you need to draft for upside, not fear of the downside. And if JJ has the highest upside of these guys I’ll eat my hat (an old, dirty Orioles hat with the bird on it).