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      Good afternoon Redskins fans!  I have once again been invited to sit in the relative comfort of the press box and shout my thoughts into the void via this blog.  As you watch the game today and see the rain  pour relentlessly from the heavens, know that I am safe and dry.  Know also that @Spaceman Spiff is out there somewhere, cold and unappreciated, rolling around in the muck trying to capture that perfect picture.  Maybe say a little prayer for his health (or laugh, whatever, I’m not judging you).  Also, be sure not to miss the pictures he posts on this site after each game.     
       
      Before we get into today's Redskins game, I want give some thanks for more positive occurrences in DC sports.  Congrats to the Washington Mystics for winning their first championship.  Congrats go out to the Washington Nationals as well for reaching the world series.  These two teams (along with the Caps) are working hard to change the sports related mood around this town, and we're all happier for it. 
       
      Lets move now into less cheerful topics, namely your Washington Redskins!  Yow know things are going bad, and I mean really dang bad, when your team has gone through three quarterbacks and two coaches and your not even half way through the season.  Today's fresh hell comes in the form of a specter of the our recent past coming to smirk at our misfortune.  Im talking of course of Kyle.  Kyle's spent the week assuring everyone that he isn’t holding a grudge, while very obviously holding a grudge.  “Everything else.”  You know what I’m talking about. 
       
      If all he brought to town were his hurt feelings we wouldn’t have a problem.  Sadly, he’s arrived with an undefeated football team that the NFL says we have to play this week.  This feels entirely unfair. 
       
      My generic key to the game:  Run the ball and stop the run.  The team (spoiler alert: 49ers) that does this today will win.   
       
      Redskins Inactives  
      QB Colt McCoy  
      S Deshazor Everett  
      CB Josh Norman  
      RB Chris THompson  
      LB Josh Harvey-Clemons 
      G Wes Martin  
      TE Vernon Davis  
       
      49ers inactives  
      QB CJ Beathard 
      WR Deebo Samuel  
      CB Ahkello Witherspoon  
      FB Kyle Juszczyk 
      T Mike McGLinchey 
      T Joe Staley 
      DL DJ Jones 
       
      1st Quarter Update
      Redskins 0 – 0 49ers
       
      Callahan wasn’t playing around when he said he wanted to run the ball.  That first drive was all runs, and looked great... right up until they tried to pass the ball.  Hopkins missed the relatively short fied goal, because of course he did.     

      Maybe Quinn isn’t a good choice to be returning punts?  Consider it.    
       
      That second Redskins drive looked more like what we’ve come to expect from this offense.  Run for negative yards, pass dropped, and an unsuccessful screen pass.  A quintessential Redskins three and out. 

      Passing yards this quarter:  Redskins 3. 49ers 9.  Are you not entertained?! 
       
      Half Time Update
      Redskins 0 – 0 49ers 
       
      How happy are you to spend your Sunday afternoon watching this game?  Consider that some people paid money, to sit in a poncho, in the rain, to watch this game. 
       
      It’s now time for those half time adjustments that our beloved skins do so well.  It’s unlikely the second half mirrors the first. 
       
      3rd Quarter Update 
      Redskins 0 – 3 49ers  
       
      Good news, this game will not end in a 0-0 tie.  Those half time adjustments have kicked in as expected and the 49ers have found a way onto the scoreboard in this messy throwback game.  The Redskins have decided to spend the second half collecting holding penalties and sadness.  Mercifully, only one quarter remains. 
       
      End of Game Update 
      Redskins 0 – 9 49ers 
       
      Callahan hasn’t spent much time as the head coach of the Washington Redskins, but he’s already proven that his team can waste 2nd half timeouts like a veteran.  It makes little sense to adopt a strategy that shortens the game when your team is losing, and it makes even less sense when your team is short on time outs.  I’m not really sure what the thinking as late in this game.    
       
      Next week Kirk Cousins!   
       
       
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The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

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that is not going to fly dude

Could you elaborate?

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How many times have we asked not to quote rules violations? Can you at least work with us a little? Let us know that there is some sort of matter b/w the ears? Or that you care?

Someone explain this. Its hard to believe she is really peeing.

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Someone explain this. Its hard to believe she is really peeing.

Looks red, like wine or something...and she's on the wine aisle...hmmm....

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that. pissing fetishes. not funny.

i figured it was within the boundaries of the thread.

if it bugs you, I'll take it down. :whoknows:

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i figured it was within the boundaries of the thread.

if it bugs you, I'll take it down. :whoknows:

i don't care either way honestly, just trying to keep it within the boundaries set by the mods etc. before anyone else caught wind of it.

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It was never an issue with me guys. I'm going to share it with Jumbo via PM to get his opinion, but it was innocent on my end. I'm still a little confused, but when someone brought up fetish I guess it maybe makes a little more sense.

EDIT: Nevermind. I just checked the link listed in the pic, and that alone is reason for it to not be posted.

Sorry for any close calls.

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i don't care either way honestly, just trying to keep it within the boundaries set by the mods etc. before anyone else caught wind of it.

It's all good, just next time be more specific and I'll take it down immediatley. I honestly wasn't thinking sinister enough to catch it. :cheers:

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Take it off before we lose the thread.

I do NOT want to lose this thread but seriously, we have entered a ridiculous PC world when that pic would close down this thread. Either that or we have entered a seriously sickening world where people get off on a woman peeing in the wine aisle.

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I typed the piece under the first quoted post right after you posted it, but decided to just hold on to it. Since you're here again with your below, championing the cause of the woman peeing on the floor pic, I decided to go ahead with it.

This thread is far from over. There are several that are keeping it alive. No reason at all it should be closed.
Well, for one, you're not in any position to determine that, and for two, you are apparently clueless to the very obvious reasons to close it that have been frequently and openly stated recently by three staff members in the thread. And then there is other information you lack. If you're keeping score, that's three reasons why your comment is null and void. In other words, you're running about par.

And now I’ll reply to this one:

I do NOT want to lose this thread but seriously, we have entered a ridiculous PC world when that pic would close down this thread. Either that or we have entered a seriously sickening world where people get off on a woman peeing in the wine aisle.
“but seriously, we have entered a ridiculous PC world when that pic would close down this thread” :silly: Oh the enormous drama of the thread. :D

It would be better if you would think a little, or demonstrate some cognizance of what's been going on in this thread you love so much. It wouldn't be just because of “that pic", had the thread been closed. It would be due to the culmination of over 100 time-consuming mod actions that have had to be taken for this one thread and the innumerable warnings being disregarded one time too many. And all that simply because some iggies don't have enough websites already where they can get their fix of the over-the-line stuff that they need to be able to do it here too. :)

You appear disconnected from and uninterested in anything other than what you think or you want. Now when it comes to humor, most of the staff is pretty wild, too :D . But that's not the point. See if you can figure out what the point is---read the forum rules and guidelines page carefully, for instance. Holy Jeez, what a concept.

This thread has yet to be closed. Hopefully it remains open. That will depend solely on the choices of the posters. It's really not that hard. Some just want to make it that way because the idea that they might need to limit their self-indulgence or employ a little judgment in this one place is overwhelmingly stifling.

There's tons of funny **** in here that doesn't break the bank or even get close to being an issue. And there’s plenty of outrageous stuff that doesn’t break any rules. Just show some common sense (and there’s the problem—that’s becoming too rare). I also found it interesting that some of the 4C spoke on how the reposts are almost killing the thread as much as the rule-breaking. But that's an aside.

So feel free to opine, cjcdaman, because you truly are free to do so, but just know that not only do you not have a vote, you are doing nothing to help your cause with the positions you advocate. You are only reminding us what kind of cluelessness we are contending with and increase our wonder of how long we should continue to bother.

I, for one, would not have closed the thread for the woman peeing on the floor pic. I would likely have edited it and once again wondered “what on earth possesses these guys to do dumb **** like this." I can also tell you that thinking of not editing it is immediately followed by the thought that it will probably set off a whole series of "people pissing" pics and inevitably someone taking a dump because that’s how it goes here most of the time. :laugh:

Seriously, if you’re over 14 and you find yourself asking yourself “should I post this pic of a woman peeing on a floor in the Ow3nd thread or not because I really want to but am not sure it’s ok”, you probably need a little help somewhere regarding several aspects of that situation. :silly::D

Though it would not have been a killer, I salute the self-policing. As long as people think a little and error on the side of caution we will likely have this thread continue.

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I typed the piece under the first quoted post right after you posted it, but decided to just hold on to it. Since you're here again with your below, championing the cause of the woman peeing on the floor pic, I decided to go ahead with it.

Well, for one, you're not in any position to determine that, and for two, you are apparently clueless to the very obvious reasons to close it that have been frequently and openly stated recently by three staff members in the thread. And then there is other information you lack. If you're keeping score, that's three reasons why your comment is null and void. In other words, you're running about par.

And now I’ll reply to this one:

“but seriously, we have entered a ridiculous PC world when that pic would close down this thread” :silly: Oh the enormous drama of the thread. :D

It would be better if you would think a little, or demonstrate some cognizance of what's been going on in this thread you love so much. It wouldn't be just because of “that pic", had the thread been closed. It would be due to the culmination of over 100 time-consuming mod actions that have had to be taken for this one thread and the innumerable warnings being disregarded one time too many. And all that simply because some iggies don't have enough websites already where they can get their fix of the over-the-line stuff that they need to be able to do it here too. :)

You appear disconnected from and uninterested in anything other than what you think or you want. Now when it comes to humor, most of the staff is pretty wild, too :D . But that's not the point. See if you can figure out what the point is---read the forum rules and guidelines page carefully, for instance. Holy Jeez, what a concept.

This thread has yet to be closed. Hopefully it remains open. That will depend solely on the choices of the posters. It's really not that hard. Some just want to make it that way because the idea that they might need to limit their self-indulgence or employ a little judgment in this one place is overwhelmingly stifling.

There's tons of funny **** in here that doesn't break the bank or even get close to being an issue. And there’s plenty of outrageous stuff that doesn’t break any rules. Just show some common sense (and there’s the problem—that’s becoming too rare). I also found it interesting that some of the 4C spoke on how the reposts are almost killing the thread as much as the rule-breaking. But that's an aside.

So feel free to opine, cjcdaman, because you truly are free to do so, but just know that not only do you not have a vote, you are doing nothing to help your cause with the positions you advocate. You are only reminding us what kind of cluelessness we are contending with and increase our wonder of how long we should continue to bother.

I, for one, would not have closed the thread for the woman peeing on the floor pic. I would likely have edited it and once again wondered “what on earth possesses these guys to do dumb **** like this." I can also tell you that thinking of not editing it is immediately followed by the thought that it will probably set off a whole series of "people pissing" pics and inevitably someone taking a dump because that’s how it goes here most of the time. :laugh:

Seriously, if you’re over 14 and you find yourself asking yourself “should I post this pic of a woman peeing on a floor in the Ow3nd thread or not because I really want to but am not sure it’s ok”, you probably need a little help somewhere regarding several aspects of that situation. :silly::D

Though it would not have been a killer, I salute the self-policing. As long as people think a little and error on the side of caution we will likely have this thread continue.

I really appreciate this whole thread dedictaed to me and what is wrong with this thread. One, which pic that is over the line did I upload to the site? Two, I stated an opinion . . not calling out any mod. Three, "not only do I not have a vote" . . . I love that phrase. I know that. And I love it. I love me some me.

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I really appreciate this whole thread dedictaed to me and what is wrong with this thread. One, which pic that is over the line did I upload to the site? Two, I stated an opinion . . not calling out any mod. Three, "not only do I not have a vote" . . . I love that phrase. I know that. And I love it. I love me some me.
This is incoherent. If you need any more conversation (I don't) we'll do it in PM and not in the thread. Lets get some more funny pics in the thread.

<edit> I thought I detected a little inebriation :laugh:

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5181820&postcount=17

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