Caddy Quotes

[Dan T.]

1. Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

2. Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

3. Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

4. Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

5. Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

6. Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

7. Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

8. Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

9. Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course.

We left that an hour ago."

10. Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

[Destino]

#5 is great

[wkelch]

have to remember number five, that line works well in many situations

[Dan T.]

#1 just cracked me up.

[KDawg]

those are all great... Definately gonna use those sometime when I'm out golfin with my buddies.

[riggins44]

:laugh: