Dan T. Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 1. Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" 2. Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." 3. Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." 4. Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." 5. Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." 6. Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." 7. Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." 8. Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." 9. Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." 10. Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 #5 is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wkelch Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 have to remember number five, that line works well in many situations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 11, 2004 Author Share Posted June 11, 2004 #1 just cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 those are all great... Definately gonna use those sometime when I'm out golfin with my buddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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