Riggo-toni Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him by driving him 20 blocks from home and leaving him at the park. When he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and - wouldn't you know - when he arrived home, the cat was sitting on the steps! He kept taking the cat further and further, but the darn cat would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until, two hours later, he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. That evening, the man calls home to his wife. "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "Why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answers, "Put the darn thing on the phone; I'm lost and need directions!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Cats can't talk. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Cats can talk they just ignore us inferior humans. those smug pu$$ies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 My wife threatened to buy a cat about a year ago. I stopped here with one statement: Yeah, I want to see how long that cat lives when Junior forgets to put the snake back in it's tank. For guys like me that hate cats, just buy a snake, it'll stop the cat issue immidiately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 dogs rule, even though i like cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I did adopt a black cat when I was stationed in Sicily and named her midnite. Every morning that I either caught the base shutle to work or drove she was at the door waiting on her can of starkiss and water or milk she would let me pick her up but would hiss and scratch others. The problem was when I went home and my Rott, would smell the cat and tackle me and do the over exaggerated sniffing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 11, 2004 Author Share Posted June 11, 2004 ND - Where in Sicily were you stationed? Did you get to see any cool places like Agrigento? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by jbooma dogs rule, even though i like cats That's my view too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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