SouthernStar Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 It was a miserable hot day in Dallas and two women were walking down the street when one (Mary Jane) says to the other (Eloise), "Eloise, honey, it is so hot out here today, why don’t we take off our panties so's we be cool" Eloise says, "Oh, I don’t know Mary Jane, I be too embarrassed". So they walk on a bit farther and pretty soon Mary Jane says, "Eloise, honey, I just can’t stand dis heat. We jess got's to take off our panties so's we be cool"? And Eloise says, "Mary Jane, I juss cant, I'd be too embarrassed". So, they continue for a few more blocks, when suddenly Mary Jane stops and points to the porch of a house where an enormous woman is sitting with her skirt hiked up to her naval, no panties on and eating watermelon. She says, "Eloise, honey, look up there on the poc'h of dat house. Jess look at dat. I'll bet she be cool." And Mary Jane says, "Less goes axe her." So they shuffle up onto the porch of the house and Eloise says, "Big Fat Mama, you sittin up here on the poc'h of dis house, what with yo skirt hiked up to you navel, no panties on and eating dat watermelon......tell us...is you cool?" And the woman says, "Honey child....I don’t no nuffin abouts being cool, but it sho do keeps the flies off mah watermelon!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Funny one, thanks. I wanted to make sure you got a response! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 That was one of the sickest jokes this site has ever had, that's why I'm sending it to some friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Hmmm...given the names, the dialect, and the choice of food portrayed, I doubt that this joke was originally about "Dallas women." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that. Obviously not. Think maybe this one is not one I'll be sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Master Jay Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Funny but what does it have to do with the Cowgirls?:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 That's rough!!!!! Blatent racism. Southern Star, where is your Confederate Flag??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanforlife Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 HAhahahahahhahaha. that **** was funny. yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Sounds like some of the women in Philly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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